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I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    "hotness of babe" should be part of the explanatory variables

    EDIT: Another variable should be how bad you have to take a dump. Because if you have to take a dump, it could take longer to finish because you're worried about clinching your cheeks
     
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  2. ceonwuka

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    This. but don't over do it. 3 Long Island Ice Tea's and you'll be in cruise control the whole night
     
  3. CCorn

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    Well I think you can break down How bad you want it= Hotness of babe x how long you have been teased. But keep in mind How long you have been teased has to be under the amount of time (t) before you need to change boxers (PME).

    HBYWI=HoB x TOBT(t<(PME)
     
  4. shipwreck

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    This is ironic given this change of character you have undergone. I have gained less insight from your recent bout of attention whoring, brah, than I did from mlwoo's poop threads or Swoly's signature.

    Kid needs a time out. Crawl back under your bridge for a few minutes and think about what you've done.
     
  5. Amel

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    Zinc and Magnesium per Kilo
     
  6. got em COACH

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    Pinching the head works for me whenever I feel like I'm at the pont of no return.
     
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    I focus on my breathing. I notice when I'm about to c*m I'm always holding my breath. I don't think I've ever c*m while breathing normally. Anyhow I focus on my breathing a lot like when I run. Or when I'm in the motion I change positions to last longer. Or I'll pull out and use fingers instead. Or I'll go quick and use my other body parts until I'm ready to go again since I got really good refractory periods. The second time around I can last forever. The point being is if you're really intent on pleasing your partner, even if you c*m quick, you got other appendages. Use them. If you suck at using them, get better at it.
     
  8. bigtexxx

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    you don't giggle when you're about to climax? you hold your breath?

    strange
     
  9. London'sBurning

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    It's just something I noticed about me. Probably the same reason some people die from auto erotic asphyxiation.
     
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  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Wait, is this the thread where the guy said he lasts longer by thinking of the Holocaust?


    EDIT: Yes it is. CF never ceases to amaze me...
     
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  11. CCorn

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    I use to always turn on the movie Midnight Meat Train. Would watch it while I worked.
     
  12. plutoblue11

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    Completely untrue. In fact, that's worse, because he's still think about and the "so-called" hotness of a girl is going to make him even more conscious of that fact. Her looks or its looks are irrelevant. He just needs to practice a few exercises (mental and physical - actual exercising and even practicing with his hand, toys, or sex dolls), take vitamins that will relax him, and possibly taking certain prescription drugs. Yes, there prescription drugs for premature ejaculation, and there also OTC compounds that improves premature ejaculation (I was briefly a health product sales woman). I got alot of questions about that and size.

    He should be fine, and able to last at least 20 to 30 minutes, yet loveless and unromantic like I alot of Americans are.
     
  13. rolyat93

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    Yea, must be easier not having to worry about sex anymore.:rolleyes:
     
  14. mylilpony

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    Wear a condom. It takes the pleasure away and you become a marathon runner.
     
  15. bigtexxx

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    "It's" looks?

    What the hell is an "it", exactly?

    Could it be...
    the fleshlight?
     
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    Ding Ding.
     
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    Me being white and being on my way to Dallas with some old best which were all Asian I went into the gas station bathroom and a machine had I guess you call them petite condoms which I had never seen nor heard of. Got back in the car and not thinking asked them if they had heard of those kind I think they gave a quiet yes. I fealt like a dumb ass but laughed about it to.
     
  19. plutoblue11

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    His body and p#nis doesn't know the difference between a hot girl and mack truck. Also, like what I said, if the girl's looks are better (in his opinion), it might make it worse, because he is going to be thinking about it alot more in trying to satisfy her and he might get excited more quickly and bing he's don. If he were a little more on the desirable side himself or with a few more desirable bad boy qualities with hints of apathy. He wouldn't necessarily care as much about the ejaculation, which means he may not get as excited as fast. He's more calm, confident, and collected, he wouldn't have that problem, but guessing from his threads he is socially awkward, self-conscious, and cannot talk to girls.

    Or he can take it something, like this . . .

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    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/premature-ejaculation/DS00578/DSECTION=treatments-and-drugs
     
  20. CCorn

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    I disagree, I use to mess around with a girl I worked with a few years ago just for the hell of it and I would last extra long because I wasn't attracted to her. It was more like a chore than pleasure
     

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