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I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Nov 16, 2009.

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  1. LonghornFan

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    Simple answer. Next time, pull a Houdini.
     
    #181 LonghornFan, Nov 19, 2009
  2. Two Sandwiches

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    His bottom b!tch. And they don't call her that for nothing.

    And now I just learned why I always feel like I need a magnum when I wear a durex! Are they smaller than most, because that's about the only kind I ever use?

    By the way, Not to be a braggart or anything, but I had a 30+ minute rendezvous last night, in which I hit 2 home runs. :cool:
     
    #182 Two Sandwiches, Nov 19, 2009
  3. LonghornFan

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    Was he able to walk afterwards? :p
     
    #183 LonghornFan, Nov 19, 2009
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Switch-hitter? :confused:
     
    #184 SwoLy-D, Nov 19, 2009
  5. Manny Ramirez

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    Usually when someone starts off a sentence by saying, "Not to sound or be blah blah", they really are meaning to be blah blah.
     
    #185 Manny Ramirez, Nov 19, 2009
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  6. Two Sandwiches

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    I don't understand the gay connotation? If you're getting some sort of gay undertones, it was not meant to be.... :confused:
     
    #186 Two Sandwiches, Nov 19, 2009
  7. SwoLy-D

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    You mentioned HOME RUNS, so I associated it with "SWITCH HITTING", sir. Besides, you didn't say if you hit two HOME RUNS WITH FEMALES, so it's left to the imagination. A pun, shall we say, was suggested along the baseball lines. :p

    So... are you a switch hitter, or no? :confused:
     
    #187 SwoLy-D, Nov 19, 2009
  8. ferrari77

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    ETHER!!!! :grin:

    If I could rep you I would, that was just lethal.
     
    #188 ferrari77, Nov 19, 2009
  9. paulftsk

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    Uhh this thread was only supposed to get a few answers and die

    Why is this sucker still alive? :(
     
    #189 paulftsk, Nov 19, 2009
  10. SwoLy-D

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    [because]That's what she said! :grin:
     
    #190 SwoLy-D, Nov 19, 2009
  11. Two Sandwiches

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    No, no switch hitter. One female. We'll just say that I got her around the bases twice....
     
    #191 Two Sandwiches, Nov 19, 2009
  12. Obito

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    Bro, it's very simple. Before she reaches the destination...

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    #192 Obito, Nov 19, 2009
  13. Hmm

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    but you utilize a handicap.. the feeding of fudge amidst coitus..


    we all know how much women love chocolate.....
     
    #193 Hmm, Nov 19, 2009
  14. Two Sandwiches

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    No fudge or handicap, just good, simple lovin'. :cool:
     
    #194 Two Sandwiches, Nov 19, 2009
  15. paulftsk

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    Totally just lasted 12 minutes, brahs :) Squeezing the lizard before it finds the cave beforehand really does work lol
     
    #195 paulftsk, Feb 6, 2012
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  16. CCorn

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    4 minutes per inch. Good ratio.
     
    #196 CCorn, Feb 6, 2012
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  17. htownrox1

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    Anyone else smell a

    Trololololololololol
     
    #197 htownrox1, Feb 6, 2012
  18. across110thstreet

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    time to take away thread starting privileges
     
    #198 across110thstreet, Feb 6, 2012
  19. Deckard

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    He seems to be begging for it. The smart play would be to calm down and stick around. As for the topic, getting older can work wonders! ;-)-
     
    #199 Deckard, Feb 6, 2012
  20. CCorn

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    Someone who is good at math should make a formula. I think there are 5 variables in determining how long you last. How bad you want it, age, frequency, last time you unloaded, and intoxication level.
     
    #200 CCorn, Feb 6, 2012
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