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I'm gonna be a rap star!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by huby_n1, Jun 30, 2003.

  1. huby_n1

    huby_n1 Member

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    Well, since hardly anyone on this board recognizes me, I'll start off introducing myself. I'm huby, 18 years old. I live in Gilbert, Arizona, in a very kids friendly area.

    Anyways, I am just tired of being broke all the time, and live the normal life that I do right now. So me and my good friend Dave, are thinking about producing our own original rap album. Personally, I've been following the rap industry for a long, long time now. And I've noticed that all the rappers and producers in the industry today have no talent, period. I mean, how hard is it to make a song that consists of 20 words in total? "Bling-blings", "doughs", "cars", "champagne", "women", just to name a few.

    We've been working very hard the last few days just to get things rolling. And so far, our emphasis had been mostly on the lyric part. Instead of rapping about big spending, we'd rapping about saving money. Instead of "bling blings", it'd be "walmart", "on-sale", "99 cents". Being an asian that I am, we're taught the importance of save money at a very young age, it's part of our culture and heritage. I think by rapping about saving money, we can have not only the asian people supporting us, but also all sorts of people from the "ghetto". It's a very geniune and clever idea, atleast in my mind.

    We're finished with 3 tracks on our CD up to this point, on our way to the 4th track. Here's a sneak preview of our up-and-coming, revolutionary track entitled "It's about benjamins". So here it is...

    "Yo, yo, yo, this is dedicated to our Asian peeps across the nation, from cali to New York, Chicago to Gilbert. Aiyo, Dave aka Asian Hero, start pumping this sh*t right now."

    So what do you guys think? 26 words already in that intro alone. Comments, suggestions would be very much welcomed.
     
  2. jlaw718

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    Amazing. That's all I can say. Just within the linguistic context of those 26 words that you blessed us with, I see subtle influences from KRS-One's early work; I see a little bit of Common, as well as shades of Rakim. Of course, this is all without having heard the flow -- but I can only assume it is as advanced as the lyrics themselves.

    I would definitely seek the aid of an intellectual property attorney to preserve that work product. You are sitting on pure gold.
     
  3. Uprising

    Uprising Contributing Member

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    Are you that friend of his? Dave?...;)
     
  4. jlaw718

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    No kidding. Tongue was planted firmly in cheek, I assure you.:D
     
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    The super-dope-style

    Rocket River
    :D
     
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    maybe you can go on tour with this guy....

    [​IMG]
     
  9. sparkle burp

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    Rap is crap my friend. CRAP. Just kidding. ;)
     
  10. punk dee

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    What are those dudes doing in their video? They move like bobble head dolls.
    That was awful, I hope they don't hit the US, they're embarrassing!
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Move over, Chuck D...

    You weren't by chance on P Diddy's Making The Band auditions were you?
     
  12. RocketsPimp

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    good luck, but I wouldn't be in a rush to quit your day job. if you don't have one, maybe you should get one.
     
  13. Mulder

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    WOW a few days?!

    I have a friend that is Filipino and he is a BRILLIANT rap lyricist. His group is struggling to say the least to be taken seriously because they are Asian and they have real talent and have worked for years to get this off the ground... unlike you and your pal.

    I think you need to finish school... Seriously. :rolleyes:
     
  14. rezdawg

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    I got some lyrics of my own actually...

    My name is rezdawg. I aint no hog. I like to jog.

    I write on clutchcity. I aint Sh!tty. I just a dude lookin to get high like P. Diddy.

    I grew up in Htown. Look at my face and you'll never see a frown. I may not be black or brown, but watch out cuz Im bringin you down.

    Im going straight to the top and you cant stop.

    Im the enforcer, I bring it hard like a sorceror.
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Word out...er, uh...word up, rezdawg!

    I think it's safe to say that I am indeed down with the homies. If those sucker MC's try to bring me down, why I'll....well, I'll be extremely upset with them.

    Word for your mother!



    EDIT: I'm sorry, I've just been informed that the proper terminology is word to your mother. Please forgive me, fellow homies. Peace out.
     
  16. Htownhero

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    My name is Htownhero, I got an orange cat named Cheeto
    I aint talking no jive, I feed him only Nine Lives.
    I love the BBS, bathing with Caress, sleeveless vests but not spelling tests
    I got a ****ed up Camry with one working speaker,
    I max out the treble so it sounds a little cleaner.


    Thats just a taste of my skills dawgs!
     
  17. rezdawg

    rezdawg Contributing Member

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    You should have saved that for your 1600th post.

    Good stuff.
     
  18. MoBalls

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    Well my name is Moballs, and that rap is hittin

    I dont like rap so Im about to start quittin

    Punk ass motherf!$cka !



    That was stupid.....sorry guys
     
  19. Mulder

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    Hey yeah, hey yeah, uh uh uh uh!

    When I look into your eyes, I see
    Your tight-ass booty and them meaty thighs
    Girl that's all I want for me
    Your sexy little panties ain't tellin' no lies

    It's been years and now the time is right
    I can't find the strength to go on
    Let's take our passion into the night
    In this cruel game, I'm only your pawn

    Chorus
    There's a new sensation ling'ring in the air
    The love we share is all that I know
    I want to get closer but girl I don't dare
    Let's take a chance and just let it go

    So girl, I think it's time we took a chance
    This money shot's for you, darlin'
    This could be the greatest romance
    From 4th Ward to Laptop and down to Fondren

    Breakdown (in whispering voice)
    Best watch out or you be shot
    Girl let me stuff a diamond in yo' snotbox
    My care for you won't stop
    Gonna take it to the top

    Chorus
    There's a new sensation ling'ring in the air
    The love we share is all that I know
    I want to get closer but girl I don't dare
    Let's take a chance and just let it go

    There's a new sensation ling'ring in the air
    The love we share is all that I know
    I want to get closer but girl I don't dare
    Let's take a chance and just let it go

    Songs fades out
    There's a new sensation ling'ring in the air
    The love we share is all that I know...
     
  20. jello77

    jello77 Contributing Member

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    how about this: yo, yo, yo, aiyo, yo, yo, yo, whaaat.


    thats the shizzle rite there, homie g.
     

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