7 years to put together a jigsaw puzzle? All I can say is that I would hate to be stuck behind him on a single-lane road.
lol.. It probably took him the whole day, per day, sifting through all those pieces to find the 2 right ones.
Once I dated a chick for a year trying to get into her pants and when it finally happened I realized.....well let's say her squeeze wasn't very firm. Old man I feel your pain but have no sympathy for you.