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I'm disgusted at The Houston Press and their readers.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Dec 26, 2010.

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  1. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Member

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    Fatty's right: Chili = no beans, and any self-respecting Texan should know this, and know it proudly.

    In other news, I think I'll start a restaurant famous for an Angry Food Guy, with all the recipes and offerings in their purest and correct forms as determined by the AFG himself. The menu will have little ranting vignettes describing each dish, such as "Yankees screw up everything: Ain't no beans in no damn proper bowl of chili and the Houston Press is full of f***tard transplants." Decorating the walls will be creative curse-words, random quotes of truth, and stories about losing class rings.

    Fatty himself will be stationed in the bar and his sole job will be to yell at people, except on Friday nights where he sidelines as a country singer.








    Whoever steals this idea better cut me in, dammit.
     
    #121 Lynus302, Dec 27, 2010
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  2. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Oh my

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    that was a damn funny mental picture...I'd go to that restaurant all the time. :grin:
     
    #122 Rockets2K, Dec 27, 2010
  3. Oski2005

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    Well if you want to get technical, a soup requires a broth. There's no broth in Chili, whether it's with or without beans.
     
    #123 Oski2005, Dec 27, 2010
  4. LonghornFan

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    SOFA KING SAAAAAD!!! But sofa king hilarious! Dude is a certified nutcase. I am not at all surprised by this either. Just a huge douche with little man syndrome. It's so awesome to read the beat downs though!

    He's out and about. You can find him. He even told me that. lol
     
    #124 LonghornFan, Dec 27, 2010
  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Seems like Fatty was not being serious and was having some fun, and then people took him as being serious.

    Methinks he has played you all.

    DD
     
    #125 DaDakota, Dec 27, 2010
  6. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    I've never tried to be anonymous. If I wanted to do so, I'd sure pick a different alias wouldn't I?

    It was a food blog about chili, and I was having fun with it. (and I was irritated that someone with The HOUSTON Press was siding with the "beans" guy)

    If you got irritated, sorry. As I said, no idea there was any relation, much less a relationship, between you two.

    That said, apparently she found some of it funny, as can be found here:

    http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/2010/12/comment_of_the_day_beans_part.php
     
    #126 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 27, 2010
  7. Lynus302

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    This is awesome.
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    #127 Lynus302, Dec 27, 2010
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    Let me know when I can get a reservation.
     
    #128 rocketsjudoka, Dec 27, 2010
  9. Landlord Landry

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    Northwest corner of Ohio near Toledo. I go to school in Monroe, Michigan. Stop in sometime judoka. We'll have some capellini de mare and shtty canadian beer.
     
    #129 Landlord Landry, Dec 27, 2010
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Awesome post Lynus - I need to rep you if I can.

    I don't know which one is funnier or harder to explain:

    1) That I just read in a newspaper a sentence that started "Fatty FatBastard..."

    2) Or trying to explain to anyone (wife, parents, friends outside of Clutch) that I visit a website where there is a guy that goes by the name of "Fatty FatBastard"

    LOL
     
    #130 Manny Ramirez, Dec 27, 2010
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lynus302 again." :( :grin:
     
    #131 Manny Ramirez, Dec 27, 2010
  12. Nook

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    In Chicago and I ordered chili from Miller's Pub..... and what do you know, it had %^$% beans in it. I explained to the slack jawed waiter with 5 pounds of surgical steel in her face that I ordered chili and not bean soup. She then argued with me stating she brought me chili. After loud arguing and cursing the manager came over and appoligized. I made them change their "soup of the day sign" from "chili" to "bean soup".

    Seriously, must they DESTROY everything that is ours? Seriously... I just don't know anymore.
     
    #132 Nook, Dec 27, 2010
  13. RocketJoe

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    It's a major award.
     
    #133 RocketJoe, Dec 27, 2010
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Somehow I see you as Ken in this...

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    #134 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 27, 2010
  15. Jeff

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    #135 Jeff, Dec 28, 2010
  16. DaDakota

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    Who doesn't? It is hilarious.

    DD
     
    #136 DaDakota, Dec 28, 2010
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    I feel obliged to add to this wonderful thread that yesterday I made a pot of the best chili of all time ([kanye]OF ALL TIME[/kanye]). Naturally, it was devoid of beans because they have no place in chili.
     
    #137 rhadamanthus, Jan 10, 2011
  18. Qball

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    Beans are just a filler. It was added in order to cut costs down as beef is much more expensive than beans. Real chili has no beans and never will.
     
    #138 Qball, Jan 10, 2011
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    Are you far off of I-80? Will let you know next time I swing through Ohio.
     
    #139 rocketsjudoka, Jan 10, 2011
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    feel free to pm me the recipe. i want to make a big batch saturday for the playoffs.
     
    #140 Rocketman95, Jan 10, 2011
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