It was his gooch. Gooch sounds better imo. When I think of taint, I think of tampered bottles of aspirin.
So not ok to laugh at this right? Also want to add that it will be awesome when we all chip in to pay for these types of medical emergencies.
Did he really say, "It's straight, it's straight! It's just my ahole"? I would normally find rectal bleeding to be worrisome. Kids these days...