It's definitely not something I would make a habit of eating simply based on my recent bowel movements. Still, when you get super duper baked, nachos are simply too irresistible to pass up.
At least you're doing it at a reasonable time. God knows what I've had to eat over the years at 3am. When I was single, it wouldn't have been nachos, though.
Please elaborate. I always found condiments sitting out in the middle of a tray out in the middle of a breezeway in public quite gross but is there something we need to know. You can be our ringer inside the disgusting world of ballpark food, even though I know how gross it is already.
One of my hobbies is growing jalapenos because anything I get from a ballpark or a restaurant is bland as hell. I'll pickle some and take 'em with me in a little plastic tube to sporting events. Gardening is also very therapeutic so that's a bonus. I don't do this anymore, but getting my friends to eat them is a fun way to pass the time. Can't do anything about the stale chips and cheese flavored goo, but you bring enough hot peppers and you can't taste it anyway. Chase with overpriced beer.
Hey for some people ballpark nachos bring back memories of leaving you last school final, driving downtown for day drinking in your convertible with your best friend, pissing on a random stranger walking through a construction zone. Hiding in a construction zone hard hat area with your best friend when cops arrive. Being so bombed from 2 bottles of vodka by 2 pm that your friend calls his drug dealer to come to the construction site and you trade him thousands of dollars worth of tools stolen from the construction site for cocaine... that you then use to get your girlfriend and her friend to pick you up (the convertible has been towed and you can barely walk) and drive you to MMP where you catch a 7 pm start game against the Braves and be so starving that you eat 2 Blalock nachos, drink at Dierker's bar; get picked up by your girlfriend that is fiending for coke, drive to your friends strip club in clear lake and the proceed to engage in an orgy at 2 am at your friends house where your girlfriend and 5-6 other strippers do any and everything your judgment impaired, drunk/high ass wants.. when you are high/drunk/young/wreck less and horny, nachos hit the stop.... or so I have been told.
