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If you were gonna kill yourself....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, Jul 16, 2010.

  1. david_rocket

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    Walking around Cleveland wearing a Lebron James Miami jersey. :grin:
     
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  2. Another Brother

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    OP are you ok? If not email me at cop2comic@aol.com, my phone reacts to email messages.
     
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  3. JeopardE

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    I can't believe it got to page 5 before someone posted this. Welcome to the Internet, I guess.
     
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    And then when you die have your dead body randomly come out from the rafters above and start swinging around with disco tunes smashing in the background?
     
  5. Jontro

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    I would take some super heavy sedated potion... pass out cold. Then in my dream I would take some more of that potion and fall into a second layer of dreams. Once I'm in the second layer, I would take some more of that potion to go into a 3rd level. Once in the third level, I would take some more of that potion to go into a 4th level. Once in the 4th level, I would kill myself and go on a limbo.
     
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    /Raaaaandy!/ Probably drown eating p***y underwater.
     
  7. Jontro

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    Mrs. Brightside, I just wanted to say that um.. I just wanna say that I'm really sorry for your LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
     
  8. RoxSqaud

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    .....email sent
     
  9. supafrumpy

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    So did you know that females have a much higher rate of suicide failures than men?

    Know why? Number one reason is that men do it through much more effective means. Men will use guns and they...

    They don't have a problem with messing up the face (where as men have no problem blowing their own brains out...well most of the sucidal ones...I would have a problem with that).
     
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    David Carradine, is that you?
     

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