Black out in the sewer Meet a giant fish **** its brains out Turn into a jet Bomb the Russians Crash into the sun Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Gun in my mouth. No doubt. I would probably do it in front of wherever the cops take dead bodies and give them a heads-up before so they could come scoop my body up real quick so that my family wouldn't have to see me all shot to hell.
Oddest suicide I've come across is the guy that hiked on a trail during the Thanksgiving weekend. He got several miles in and then cut his Achilles tendon so that he couldn't walk back. He bled/froze to death. Unfortunately, it took a bunch of guys sacrificing part of their holiday time to go get the body. As for me, the Eskimo way of walking out onto the ice and letting a Polar Bear eat you has always held a little appeal.
I knew a kid (16) who hanged himself in his parents garage all because his girlfriend dumped him. That was dumb, the kid was good looking (no homo) so getting girls wouldn't have been a problem for him. Maybe something else was bothering him besides the gf situation....either way, a completely selfish and cowardly act. His younger sister still cries for him to this day (that happened two years ago)
In other words, you want to die in a Quentin Tarantino movie. That's all you had to say, man. Your run-on sentence killed me.
I would sell all my things, hitchhike to Alaska, and live in the woods until I died of hunger. I'm thinking movie deal, hopefully Eddie Vedder can do the soundtrack.
That's cool, but only if it's because your upper-middle class parents argued alot, and only after they put you through an expensive private college.
Bolivian Army type death Saving people knowing damn well it ends with my death ala Crisis Core:Final Fantasy 7
Voluntary euthanasia at a professional clinic seems painless and swift. Drink something, go to sleep, never wake up.
I would probably kill myself by jumping off the roof of wherever the superbowl is being held that year as to scar and horrify millions of families both live and in the home. Plus make such a mess that the game has to be halted to clean my corpse off the field. Or during the Main Event at Wrestlemania jump in the ring and call John Cenas wife a w****, and killing him and myself with a grenade attached to my penis.
