If you were given one GUARANTEED gift for this playoff run...

I chose topless RPD, but realistically I would say Rafer shooting better and for sure Yao tearing **** up in every game. mmmmmmaybe Chuckwagon with a J, that would help alot.

 

Go look at our record when Yao scores 30 or when Tmac scores 30. When Tmac goes for more then 30, we are something like 20-5, but when Yao does it, our record is no where near as good. Despite Yao's dominance, this team will go as far as Tmac (and to a lesser extent the other 3 point shooters) take it.

 

Refs officiating Yao fairly, now thats a gift.

 

That's a miracle of epic proportions. They'd have to add that to the Bible alongside water into wine, walking on water, and feeding 5000 with a loaf of bread and a couple fish.

 

You said playoff run right? Not first round.

So why isn't passing the first round an option? I'd rather have that gift than any of the above.

 

Tough to pass up on that last one but it has to be Rafer shooting at a 50% clip because he is scaring the **** outta me.

 

I wanna see 50%+ rafer and topless power dancers, because these two things won't be real in reality.

 

I voted for the return of good Juwan. When he's hitting his 15 footers we are damn near unstoppable because Tracy can run the pick 'n roll with him at the top of the key or the wing, and it alleviates the double teams they throw at Yao.

Rafer shooting 50% would be nice, but that could also mean that the other team is leaving him wide open to get his points, all the while focusing on Yao and Tracy.

 

I voted for RPD topless, but if they give everything you want, why you only stop in the top, the option would be RPD all naked, topless and bottomless

In a serious note, I would voted for Rafer 50% shot (especially because he shots a lot of threes, that would be a lot of points)