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If you were given one GUARANTEED gift for this playoff run...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Zboy, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. rofflesaurus

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    first off Kirk Snyder does have an outside shot and he makes 3s at a suprisingly high percentage. he's better than rafer thats for sure.
     
  2. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I voted Yao as a beast, because if he ever gets to that point all the rest will be meaningless.......

    DD
     
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    LMAO!

    "Rafer shooting at 50% clip" is so far topping "Power Dancers going topless for all playoff games"...that's how desperate Rockets fans are for a PG. :D
     
  4. SWTsig

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    the correct answer is "topless power dancers."
     
  5. whag00

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    "Tracy not settling for jumpshots"

    If this happens I am certain everything else will fall in place.
     
  6. awo86

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    damn it.....i choose rafer shooting 50% once i see it....did not see power dancer going topless.
     
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    I am tempted to choose the last one, but I think a 50% rafer can carry us a very long way deep into playoff.
     
  8. ham

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    Actually...

    Season 3pt /Career 3pt
    Snyder- 28.2% / 34.4%
    Alston- 36.5% / 35.8%
     
  9. Jebus

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    Exactly.

    If Rafer shot 50% consistently, this team would be absolutely unstoppable.
     
  10. lunaticrocket

    lunaticrocket Rookie

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    If you think about it, topless power dancers could be a distraction for the players and impact their game.
     
  11. ShadyMcGrady

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    Dude T-Mac is going to pick up his game and as much as you say you doubt it, you know it's true.

    Rafer's not balling at a 50% clip, so I voted for that one.

    And Yao is beastly so no worries about him.
     
  12. Zboy

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    DAMN YOU TIGER!!!!!!!!

    That was the hypothesis when I started this poll and was also going to be my sparkling conclusion.

    The smart alec in you had to ruin my punch line, didnt it?!!!!! :mad: :mad: :D
     
  13. Major Malcontent

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    Rafer 50% for the win....

    The power dancers are pretty hot, but I have cable TV so I am not THAT despirate to see boobies.

    Surprized Chuck Hayes with a jumpshot has gotten zero love. If teams actually had to cover him outside of the paint it would certainly be a big plus.
     
  14. Zboy

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    No it doesn't. Read Tigermission's first post in this thread for explanation. ;)
     
  15. Zboy

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    I suppose either would work? Bottom line is being aggressive?
     
  16. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    I can always watch the games at a strip club with dancers on my lap so I'll take Rafer making 50 percent of his shots.
     
  17. doublebogey

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    Why there is no option for "JVG coaches at the sideline naked"?
     
  18. Zboy

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    I am surprised on this one too. I think if Hayes had a consistent jumpshot then it would have a huge impact too. Not as close as Rafer shooting near 50% but still huge.
     
  19. Zboy

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    Unfortunately the poll only allows for 10 choices.

    My 11th and last one was going to be...

    "Leslie Alexander, Gundy, and Keith Jones going pantless for playoffs"

    ...Believe me, I had thought about ladies, and alternate lifestyle folks on this board. I was just limited on options.
     
  20. Almu

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    Best post in a while, Senator. Yao dominates, games are so much easier for the rest of the guys.
     

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