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If you were a pizza delivery dude, would you rather receive a tip or t*ts?

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  1. Rocketman95

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    Is it a tip or just the tip? This matters.
     
    #21 Rocketman95, Feb 19, 2014
  2. rocketsjudoka

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/sVUXomsutdc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #22 rocketsjudoka, Feb 19, 2014
  3. dback816

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    Is OP 14?
     
    #23 dback816, Feb 19, 2014
  4. JuanValdez

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    But since delivering pizza doesn't pay a living wage anyway, does that make t*** a more justifiable choice?
     
    #24 JuanValdez, Feb 19, 2014
  5. CCorn

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    If delivering pizzas is your career, you may not have many opportunities to even see any.
     
    #25 CCorn, Feb 19, 2014
  6. KingLeoric

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    2 dollars to see a fine lady's t***? That is pretty good deal.
     
    #26 KingLeoric, Feb 19, 2014
  7. Jturbofuel

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    Cash over ass
     
    #27 Jturbofuel, Feb 19, 2014
  8. Johndoe804

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    As a former delivery guy, tips. However, I've seen some T&A on deliveries -- sometimes purposely, sometimes not -- and been tipped nonetheless.
     
    #28 Johndoe804, Feb 19, 2014
  9. HeWhoIsLunchbox

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    When I delivered for Dominos from 2008-2012 I made at least $16/hour every shift (wage + tips + mileage). So you can make a living wage, though I've heard that they changed how the hourly wage works recently.

    I would take the tip over just looking at a pair of t*** without question.
     
    #29 HeWhoIsLunchbox, Feb 19, 2014
  10. Asian Sensation

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    I laughed. A lot!
     
    #30 Asian Sensation, Feb 19, 2014
  11. ferrari77

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  12. body slam

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    98% of the time tip. The other 2% of the time show me your boobs. There are a couple pair out there I really would like to see.
     
    #32 body slam, Feb 19, 2014
  13. vaioavan63

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    I get to only see? Forget that, just give me the tip.
     
    #33 vaioavan63, Feb 19, 2014
  14. Invisible Fan

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    Can't I choose depending on situation?

    Like if I'm low on gas, could I get a nip slip and change?

    And if the customer is really mercenary, can I doo the reverse and pitch in my tip?
     
    #34 Invisible Fan, Feb 19, 2014
  15. heypartner

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    True story when I had a college summer job as a Ice Cream truck driver in Houston. I just had to do that job once in my life.

    Some girl was sun bathing in her front yard while I stopped at the curb with The Entertainer playing from my van. She flashed me her t*** while sitting in her lawn chair. I got out and gave her a free bomb pop.
     
    #35 heypartner, Feb 19, 2014
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  16. Thefabman

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    How about tips, t*** and i keep the pizza.
    [​IMG]
     
    #36 Thefabman, Feb 20, 2014
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  17. Jontro

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    Maybe if they let me take a picture of it... but then I would want to see moar... and in various positions.

    Great success!
     
    #37 Jontro, Feb 20, 2014
  18. Jamers

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    He got a lot of videos in his channel..

    NSFW
    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mY6SHOhdv9A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #38 Jamers, Feb 20, 2014
  19. K-Low_4_Prez

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    omg that girl in the towels ass is perfect!!!
     
    #39 K-Low_4_Prez, Feb 20, 2014
  20. juicystream

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    Tip without question. At the end of the day, I've seen plenty of boobs, and I can see pictures of millions of different ones online. The only thing seeing them would accomplish is making me horny, which is counterproductive to work.
     
    #40 juicystream, Feb 20, 2014
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