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If you had to fight a superhero, which one would it be?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dei, Apr 18, 2011.

  1. fadeaway

    fadeaway Member

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    I'd pick Kick-Ass because he's pretty much just an ordinary high school kid in a suit.
     
  2. Chuck 4

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    I agree.

    However, I am guilty of using the word in my vocab way too much, admittedly.
     
  3. Ron from the G

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    I wouldn't mind letting Claire Bennet beat on me.

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  4. DonkeyMagic

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    only if this one does


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    i think i'd try to take on Tarot
     
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  5. Fyreball

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    I would probably pick Iron Man. I would just apply for a job at Stark Industries, and then when he's giving us a State of the Company speech or something, I would assassinate his ass. Then I would take Pepper Potts out to a nice dinner, make sweet love to her, and never call her back.
     
  6. DonnyMost

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    Hey guys...

    Rape!

    LULZ!
     
  7. RedRedemption

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    Next thing you know we'll have civil rights movement for superheroes and fictional characters.
     
  8. CrazyDave

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    So, thinking about it, I think I'd fight one of the Wonder Twins. I mean, aren't they useless alone? Not the monkey though, he kicked ass and was easily the smartest of the three.
     
  9. Dei

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    Why? What does new Aquaman do?
     
  10. justtxyank

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    He rapes women lol!
     
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  11. Prince

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    Raping someone real is not funny..... get a life Moreyn.

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  12. Dei

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    I'm not a woman so I don't see that as a problem.
     
  13. justtxyank

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    Oh don't analyze it kid, just laugh at the joke. Don't you get it? He RAPES women. LOL it's hilarious. Rapes them to death! AFTER he drugs them! High comedy!@
     
  14. Dei

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    Even if you were undercover, I doubt you'd be able to pull it.

    People who want to take on Batman and Iron Man just underestimate the power of money.
     
  15. QdoubleA

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    Superhuman strength plus harpoon hand.
     
  16. Dei

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    He still lives in the ocean right? And I can just buy a harpoon or a gun, which is even better.
     
  17. justtxyank

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    Via Comicvine, on the powers of Aquaman
     
  18. Pull_Up_3

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    then you must be a woman..

    sensitive p***y..
     
  19. CheezeyBoy22

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    I know this is probably just wrong but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this... Folks at my job were looking at me funny.
     
  20. Dei

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    What?
    That hand sounds like BS.
     

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