If You Had the Chance to Be Someone Else For a Day, Would You Do It (With a Twist)?

I'd be Arod, if it were a male. I'd be Britney Spears or Heidi Klum if it were female. Oh, what I would do to myself.

 

that's living the high life, Freak!

either that or i've got a little captain in me..."I LIKE TO LOOK AT THAT!" those commercials are unreal funny!

 

for both of them, i'd either be jessica alba, or a younger tyra banks...and...ummm, have some time alone or chill with some of my hot female friends.

 

Yeah, I'd do both of them.

#1 - This one is the tougher one of the two. I'd choose Grant Hill, one of the few "smart" athletes out there...plus, since I've also broken my ankle...not to mention that his wife isn't bad either...it'd be a good learning experience.

#2 - The thought of Anna Kournikova is way too enticing, even though I'm not a huge fan of hers. Whew!

 

1. Chris Webber... so I could spend all 24 hours with a certain Ms. Tyra Banks

2. any Dallas Cowboys cheerleader during football season... so I could spend time inside that lockerroom!!!

 

I second that motion.

Oh the stories you could tell after that. It would be like an episode of "The King of Queens"...except not as heavy.

If he's like most boys then you're the toughest and smartest guy he's ever seen. He may not think that after he catches up with you on the growth chart.

 

I could get chicks and free booze from local political leaders??? Ya' know, on second thought, I've seen the chicks that hang out with them. I think I'll pass.

Freak: LAURIE Anderson is a performance artist/musician. You're thinking of LONNIE Anderson, the former wife of Burt Reynolds.

 

1. I would be Tiger Woods, and I would hold a press conference in which I proclaim how much golf sucks. Then I would cut a fat check to my brother, about $100,000,000. Then I would have him cash it before Tiger got his body back and stopped payment. Then I would go on an on camera racist tirade so they might stop having Tiger on tv every 30 seconds. Then I would go score with a bunch of hot babes and call it a night.

2. I would be Brittney Spears and do much of the same, replacing golf with bubblegum pop.

 

Jeff, we're talking about an 80s sitcom here...you don't think I knew that it was Lonnie Anderson? You're slipping.

I was just trying to mess with hp.

 

1. I would love to be Steve Francis for a day. I would also like to be Jackie Chan for a day.

2.Michelle Yeo. She's one tough cookie. If anyone has seen the Michelle Yeo/Jackie Chan flick Super Cop, she pretty much matches Jacki Chan stunt for stunt. She's really amazing.

 

<blockQUOTE>Originally posted by TheFreak
Big WKRP fan? </blockQUOTE> It is spelled Loni Anderson. You're slipping, I guess.

 

Ralph Ellison. The guy is my hero. As for a woman, I think maybe my mother, so I could understand her better. I know it sounds sappy, but hey that's who I'd be!

 

1. I'd like to be a big, fat, championship Japanese sumo wrestler for a day. I'd get to eat a ton of awesome food, then have sex with cute Japanese schoolgirl sumo groupies. That would be cool.

2. Hmmmm... This is a bit tougher. I guess I'd go with someone famous like Sarah Michelle Gellar. Then I'd go out to a huge Hollywood celebrity party and try to seduce Jennifer Love Hewitt and the Hilton sisters into having a steamy lesbian love-fest. Hey, what girl could resist Buffy???

 

whoa, do those really exist!?!? time to start that 6,000 calorie diet.