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If you had $10,000...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mulder, Jul 24, 2003.

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  1. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Are you kidding me? Strippers are some of the toughest negotiators around. I always like to have them handy when we're 'grinding' out the details of a large merger or acquisition.
     
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Hence the "or"s. :)
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    BTW, T_J, we may have our many disagreements, but I really want to go to Vegas with you. That would rock.

    I'll be there in 10 days!
     
  4. fadeaway

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    I'd use it to take my mom down to LA to be on The Price Is Right. I'd spend the rest on a new computer and a bunch of video games.
     
  5. a la rockets

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    :D :D ;)
     
  6. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    I'd buy myself a small sailboat. But I guess I should probably move closer to a body of water (not named the East River) before that happens...

    11 responses before the inevitable Office Space mention. Man, you guys are slow today.
     
  7. bamaslammer

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    I would decide between those three, but my wife would probably insist on number 3.
     
  8. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I would invest it all in Warthog Stock...WHOG...in case there might be announcements that drive the price up...

    :)

    DD
     
  9. SWTsig

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    you forgot drugs. never, ever forget the drugs.
     
  10. rocketfat

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    World Series of Poker. Then, with my winnings, I'd buy you all a lapdance at Treasures.
     
  11. mrpaige

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    Two weeks rental of a Sony High Def CineAlta camera and assorted accessories.
     
  12. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    oops... :)
     
  13. fatman510

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    I was thinking about it...

    BTW does anyone know a website where I can get the Office Space script?
    That would be awesome
     
  14. rockets-#1

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    Rockets season tickets, the one thing I've wanted all my life. And good ones too, I'd spend every last cent of the $10,000. Man, what I wouldn't do for Rockets season tickets....
     
  15. Baqui99

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    2000 minutes, and your unit might just explode at that point.
     
  16. Kim

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    Classic scene from The Family Guy:

    Quagmire (to the stripper giving him a lab dance): Do you take credit cards?

    Stipper: Yeah.

    Quagmire proceeds to swipe the card in her her ass.
     
  17. Mrs. JB

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    A lab dance? I guess this proves scientists DO have sexual urges. Shocking!
     
  18. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    I'd take the money and invest it... not sure in what, but some mutual fund or stock(s).
     

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