If we cloned Durant?

We could clone 4 Durants and they'd all go to GSW.

 

They would all choose the hardest road.

 

I have a better idea. Clone Brewer's goat. He'd be good again.

 

We already have the black Durant - his name is Sam Dekker!

 

more than one Brewer would be considered a non-ethical scientific project

 

No, no, no. Not Brewer. His goat. He needs his goat to be good. He hasn't been himself since his goat died.

 

if you had four cloned Durants they would still just have the one mother . . . she's the real MVP

 

I can just imagine how many open shots James Harden would create for his clone

 

Depends on which Durant shows up

 

Nah don't change it, you're making a lot of sense as it is lol.

 

Only if the clone scientists allowed us to include testicles in the new model.

 

That was the joke back in the days before the Clippers had CP3/Blake/DeAndre.

"The Clippers are just 1 guy away from being a championship contender....that guy is Michael Jordan."
(Clips were always cellar dwellers)

 

Sure, we can give him Brewer's minutes.

 

Lol, perfect, while we're at it clone DMo and Lin. Hahah

 

ooh, ahhh . . . the clone dream team. Lin, DMo, TMac, Sir Charles, and Calvin Murphy. wow.

 

we would have to wait 19 years for durant_clone to be eligible for draft

 

I cloned Rudy T.

 

If we cloned Durant y'all would STILL cry about McDaniels & Wiltjer's lack of PT.