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If the Rockets season were a movie title - what would it be?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Drewdog, Jan 18, 2006.

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  1. Mr.Scary

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    riches to rags
     
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    What a horrible toe injury. If Yao's toe was anywhere near that bad he's one tough hombre for playing with that kind of damage. Somebody get the man a shot of morphine or something.
     
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    Well actually a few titles come to mind for certain players...

    1.) Tracy McGrady..."Back to the Future" (needs to get his back together so our future isnt in limbo)

    2.) David Wesley..."Dude Where's My Talent?" (even J.Lucus III doesnt look lost)

    3.) D. Anderson..."Nothing But Trouble" (hasnt played a full season in years)

    4.) Stromile Swift..."The Pink Panther" (didnt know that pink eye would make you miss so many games.

    5.) Rafer Alston..."Ocean's Eleven" (he pulled off a really big heist)

    6.) Y. Ming..."Missing In Action" (well you would be a fool to think that injury was not on tap for a guy that always plays)

    7.) R. Bowen..."Dude Wheres My Talent II?" ( he still cant make a shot and his defense isnt that great when everyone else sucks)

    Finaliy..._____________________________________________

    Jeff Van Gundy..."Lord of the BoRings" (he still hasnt changed his style with his the injuries. The man is still running the exact same crazy plays. Its one thing to lose, but to lose boringly is un-NBAish)

    Carrol Dawson..."It Could Happen to You" (everyone makes mistakes, carrol just actually made every possible mistake he could all ijn the same season. even the fans are coming up hobling.
     
  6. vlaurelio

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    howbout a new motto

    LOSE IT
    every day
    every game
     
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    Van Gundy Must Die
    How Low
    Like Tracy
    Intolerable Injuries
    Cradled in their Grave
     
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    [​IMG]
    Where's my Two Dollars?!!
     
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    Which also leads us to
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    Scene from the movie:
    Jeff Van Gundy: If you don't come home with that trophy, we lose it all! No more pools, no more Ferrari. And you know what happens then?
    Yao Ming & Tracy McGrady: Don't say it, Dad!
    Jeff Van Gundy: That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to..
    Yao Ming & Tracy McGrady: [covering their ears] NO!
    Jeff Van Gundy: WORK, Teddy, WORK!
    Yao Ming & Tracy McGrady: Don't say that word! I'll win! Please just don't say that word!
     
  10. Sishir Chang

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    Pretty good. Here's my entries.

    The Big Red None
    Remember the Titans?
    Citizen Pain
    D of the Dead
    and its sequel
    O of the Dead
    Yao's Left Foot
    The Wounded
    Hoop Nightmares
    Ryan Bowen is The White Shadow
    Air Bud III 10 Day Contract with the Rockets
     
  11. Almu

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    How about

    The b****y, Whiny Rocketfans 2005:
    The True Story of Bandwagoning, Betrayal and Hate. :D
     
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    Kal Ho Na Ho = maybe tomorrow, maybe not
     
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    The Crying Game
     
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    LOL :)
     
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    Return of The King!!
     
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    Return of the Mac
     
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    [​IMG]


    Photoshop artists, please... [hint: face replacement on TMac's behalf]
     
  18. freemaniam

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    The Empire Strikes Back
     
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    this was photochopped already before in one of the previous photoshopping threads i'll try to find it for you
     
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    How bout the title at the end of the season ?....

    rocky

    Counted out, nobody interested, pulls self up off the mat...and the rest is history!!!!
     

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