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If the Rockets Off-season was going to be TV Show/Soap Opera what would it be?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, May 12, 2004.

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  1. Sane

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    One-on-one
     
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  2. jli

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    Trading place
     
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  3. jli

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    or trading space ?
     
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    General Hospital ......cause this team always seems to be on "life-support" towards the end of every damn game......
     
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    Okay, I thought long and hard about this one, and came up with the perfect answer.......

    "Paid Programming Info-mmercials" ......

    Think about it.....its literally like watching an "info-mmercial."

    When watching an "info-mmercial," the product is described repeatedly, over and over and over again.........for sometimes 30 minutes to a whole damn hour......until it makes you sick and you finally change the channel.

    When watching the Rox play, they repeatedly turn the damn ball over and over and over again......sometimes for 2 whole damn hours (game's length).......until it makes you sick and finally you change the channel.

    Its as close to a match as you'll probably get.........
     
    #25 tigereye, May 13, 2004
  6. VesceySux

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    "Dallas" (Antoine Walker, anyone?)
    "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" (Which lucky CBA scrub will get a big contract this year from the Rockets?)
    "The Mole" (Who is Doc Rocket's source?)
    "The Simple Life" (Starring Matt Maloney...)
    "Mission: Impossible" (The quest for McGrady, Brand, Kobe, Garnett, etc.)
    "Get Smart" (Starring Brent Barry...)
    "Price is Right" (For Sale: All Star PG...)
    "The Practice" (... and "The Practice" and "The Practice" and "The Practice" and "The Practice"...)
    "Charlie's Angels" (or "How Football is King in Houston")
    "Just Shoot Me" (How the average Rockets fan feels)
    "Dynasty" (Yao + McGrady/Brand + Brent Barry)
    "Who's the Boss?" (Francis versus Van Gundy)
    "Coach" (Van Gundy takes control)
    "Growing Pains" (Yao going into Year Three)
     
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  7. IROC it

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    Great list! ;)
     
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    Scrubs (at least according to half the people on this BBS )

    Who's the Boss? (is it Yao's team or is it Steve's? )

    Wild Wild West (we would be an awesome team the the East; in the West we struggle )

    Square Pegs (unfortunately, with a round hole (i.e. the wrong arrangement of players) )

    Diff'rent Strokes (a comment on the flaws in the Rockets' shooting, which caused so many missed shots )
     
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    The Apprentice

    YOU'RE FIRED!
     
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    I'll go a bit outside of the show theme, but oh well.....


    The Transformers - always changing
    Dumb and Dumber - take your pic of 2 players at any given time
    Braveheart - a valant struggle, but inevitable defeat


    COPS - bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do........


    :D
     
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    Two possibilities: continued Arrested Development or an Extreme Makeover. Either way, it's going to add up to Curb Your Enthusiasm, which will make the coach and fans Insomniac with Dave Attell the rest of the year.
     
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    'STAR WARS" !!!!!
     
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    Making the Band 2 or Making the TEam
     
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    The Regis and Kelly Show.

    Either you like one or hate one, rarely both.
     
    #34 supastevefoo, May 16, 2004
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    Three's Company
     
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    Mork and Mindy
     
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    The Osbornes
    They talk a lot of **** and nothing really happens
     
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