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If Paris Hilton is your GF, you get to drive a Bently while intoxicated

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Zboy, Nov 10, 2005.

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  1. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Agreed.

    Disagree.
     
  2. Master Baiter

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    Agreed.


    Agreed.
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Well okay I would do her if I wanted to get a STD, but I don't see myself being that masochistic.
     
  4. swilkins

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    Did Paris Hilton get an STD?

    I know she's a spoiled rich frosted flake, but what disease does she have?

    Just because she dates often, doesn't make her a disease factory.
     
  5. Rule0001

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    **** I'd still **** her

    no qualms here lol
     
  6. CriscoKidd

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    She has a hawt sensation when she pees.
     
  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I have no idea nor do I care. I would say that the chances are good though that she does have a STD. Because like you said, she dates (read: has sex) often. :p
     
  8. rrj_gamz

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    This a joke...For her b/f to just walk away...ridiculous...They were all drunk...
     
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    The best part was when Paris told him "You're scaring me" and his reply was something like "I know baby, I'm scaring myself"

    WTF, Rich people suck at being human beings.
     
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Man,

    Being a celebrity SUCKS !!

    Look at those leeches trying to get pictures.....disgusting.

    DD
     
  11. MoBalls

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    I'd rather drive the Bently.
     
  12. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    "That's hot"


    :rolleyes:


    Actually she is attractive in a slutty way.
     
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Dakota lobs one up...
     
  14. Uprising

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    That's a badass car.
     

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