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If only our politicians looked like this...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by surrender, Oct 24, 2007.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    b****
     
    #61 heypartner, Oct 25, 2007
  2. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    i'm pretty sure we can fillabuster a stay of execution.
     
    #62 heypartner, Oct 25, 2007
  3. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    as her Attorneys General...i'd tell her

    they got you Habeas Corpus Prima Facie
     
    #63 heypartner, Oct 25, 2007
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    I would like to fill her Cabinet.
     
    #64 Mr. Brightside, Oct 25, 2007
  5. Invisible Fan

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    I want to take a tour of her Capitol Hills.
     
    #65 Invisible Fan, Oct 25, 2007
  6. RunninRaven

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    I wish to have vaginal intercourse with her, forthwith.

    amendment
     
    #66 RunninRaven, Oct 25, 2007
  7. Faos

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    This could be your future first lady.

    [​IMG]
     
    #67 Faos, Oct 25, 2007
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    Man, this thread is a treasure trove of great one-liners. Everyone (besides heyp) is really stepping up to the plate.
     
    #68 ima_drummer2k, Oct 25, 2007
  9. macalu

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    She can be the head of my executive branch.
     
    #69 macalu, Oct 25, 2007
  10. moestavern19

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    She vetoed your bill.
     
    #70 moestavern19, Oct 25, 2007
  11. macalu

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    then i'll whip up a pork barrel before i muckraker.
     
    #71 macalu, Oct 25, 2007
  12. MR. MEOWGI

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    I would help her find Osoma Long Bonin.
     
    #72 MR. MEOWGI, Oct 25, 2007
  13. thegary

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    are you getting off more than you were four years ago?
     
    #73 thegary, Oct 25, 2007
  14. surrender

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    I'd set up a penal colony in her*



    *Australians are criminals lol
     
    #74 surrender, Oct 25, 2007
  15. SwoLy-D

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    I'd go Cheney on her and spray her face with my... you guessed it: GUN.

    :D Oh, c'mon... you know...
     
    #75 SwoLy-D, Oct 25, 2007
  16. tulexan

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    I'd like to investigate those branches of government.
     
    #76 tulexan, Oct 25, 2007
  17. IROC it

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    I doubt she's interested in any of your parliamentary procedures. :rolleyes:
     
    #77 IROC it, Oct 26, 2007
  18. YaoYi

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    I'd love to make a direct deposit to her fund
     
    #78 YaoYi, Oct 26, 2007
  19. AroundTheWorld

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    Hehe :D.

    "How do you spell her name?"

    "A-n-a-l ban"


    [​IMG]
     
    #79 AroundTheWorld, Oct 26, 2007
  20. m_cable

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    WTF. How the hell did I miss this thread?

    She can engage me in congress anytime.

    And that's not a veto in my pocket, I'm just happy to see her.
     
    #80 m_cable, Oct 26, 2007
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