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If Les Alexander and Mark Cuban switched teams, would the Rockets be better?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Feb 18, 2015.

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Who would be a better owner for the Rockets?

  1. Les Alexander

    267 vote(s)
    52.7%

  2. Mark Cuban

    209 vote(s)
    41.2%

  3. Equal

    31 vote(s)
    6.1%
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  1. Mr. Clutch

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    Assuming Cuban would allow Morey to run everything is a stretch.

    Dont want Cuban as a GM
     
    #281 Mr. Clutch, Feb 20, 2015
  2. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    You must be a lin fan or something
    Your logic makes no sense
    Dude you know if popovich was coach of the rockets then the rockets would be the spurs

    So if the ceo of McDonald's goes to taco bell would taco bell sell big macs?

    You are a lin fan
     
    #282 tinman, Feb 20, 2015
  3. sirbaihu

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    The Cuban Tip Riders are gonna blow this thread up if the Mavs win tonight.
     
    #283 sirbaihu, Feb 20, 2015
  4. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    Wait according to you we are the mavericks because we got jason terry.
    And the mavericks are the rockets cause they got parsons
     
    #284 tinman, Feb 20, 2015
  5. sirbaihu

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    When you see Mark Cuban tonight, think of the posters in this thread.
     
    #285 sirbaihu, Feb 20, 2015
  6. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    When you think that the rockets would turn into burritos if the ceo of Chipotle bought us then you think like sirbaihu
     
    #286 tinman, Feb 20, 2015
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  7. sirbaihu

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    Mark Cuban hired everyone on the Mavs. Do you like his team?

    Les Alexander hired everyone on the Rockets. Do you like his team?

    Let's keep bumping the shame of this thread.

    There are two possibilities:

    You like Cuban and the Mavs

    You like Cuban and the Rockets and you're dumb
     
    #287 sirbaihu, Feb 20, 2015
  8. napalm06

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    For some reason this cracked me up.
     
    #288 napalm06, Feb 20, 2015
  9. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    the guy who hired you to wash my car hired everyone else to wash cars.
    if he suddenly move to a different car wash he will be an owner of a different car wash. You still will be wiping my windshield.
     
    #289 tinman, Feb 20, 2015
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    They would be louder and fatter.
     
    #290 jscmedia, Feb 20, 2015
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    I've got him on ignore now, but I saw through your post one of Tinman's typical ad hominem attacks.

    He made a totally idiotic claim--that he thinks Cuban is better although he dislikes Cuban's team, organization, and product.

    Tinman is stuck as a Mark Cuban advocate now. So cue the "burritos," right?

    Tinman started this thread about Mark Cuban and Les Alexander. Every one of my posts contains these two names. Meanwhile, Tinman is fleeing desperately to any other topic under the sun: burritos, Charlie Thomas, the Texans, DD.

    Tinman should just get right down in Cuban's corner and tell us straight what is so great about Cuban's organization.

    But Tinman can't say anything directly, because he's getting his ass kicked up and down in this thread.

    The reason Tinman is suffering humiliation today is because he persists in an idiotic, anti-Rocket stance: "If Mark Cuban took over Les Alexander's organization and personnel and didn't start making it into the Mavs, that would be way better, in my fantasy role play league."
     
    #291 sirbaihu, Feb 20, 2015
  12. sirbaihu

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/zDPNBzkI554" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #292 sirbaihu, Feb 20, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
    #293 Mr. Clutch, Feb 20, 2015
  14. tinman

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    So let's go back to sirbaihu's story as an analogy.

    So sirbaihu is the best car washer at his car wash, he's the Hakeem Olajuwon of car washing.

    His boss, who hired him, sold the car wash to a new guy named Stacy McLazy.

    His new boss, Stacy McLazy bought the car wash the same time that sirbaihu wins "Car washer of the year" as voted by the people who have real jobs.

    Then Stacy McLazy says that this car wash is the best car wash because I own it.

    But sirbaihu's old boss hired him, not Stacy McLazy.

    sirbaihu gets old and tired and they hire only scrubs at the car wash like Blur#7 and they never win car wash titles again.

    Plus Stacy wouldn't pay sirbaihu a final raise and sends him off to wash cars in Canada.

    Sad Story

    [​IMG]
     
    #294 tinman, Feb 20, 2015
  15. sirbaihu

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    This could be us!

    [​IMG]
     
    #295 sirbaihu, Feb 20, 2015
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    Cuban is like the Kardashians of the NBA.

    He's always in your face about something you don't care about :rolleyes:
     
    #296 Roxoff, Feb 20, 2015
  17. tinman

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    Let's say the car wash has a chance to be the best car wash again so sirbaihu asks his buddy Mr Clutch to join the job, but Mr Clutch is asking for a lot of money to wash cars.

    So Stacy McLazy tells sirbaihu, if he starts working for free, he'll hire Mr Clutch and pay him $3 million bags of cheetos after he retires.

    sirbaihu says yes! Mr Clutch joins the car wash, but then turns on sirbaihu and calls him fat. Mr Clutch goes off to the Pacific Northwest to wash canoes .

    sirbaihu retires but Stacy McLazy doesn't give him his Cheetos!!

    sirbaihu is mad! he's on TV, Car Wash Tonight and hates on the Car Wash he works for and says that he's owed some Cheetos
    [​IMG]
     
    #297 tinman, Feb 20, 2015
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  18. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Cuban has too big of an ego to let the GM be the GM. I suspect that's why it didn't work out with Gersons Rosas. Les let's Daryl do his thing for the most part and we're very lucky to have him.

    Also, there is nobody affiliated with the NBA that I hate more than Cuban. I don't even know if I could root for the Rockets if that guy owned them. I damn sure wouldn't buy tickets or merchandise anymore.
     
    #298 Williamson, Feb 20, 2015
  19. Kam

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    Game time.

    My/our Houston Rockets vs tinman and his Dallas Mavericks.
     
    #299 Kam, Feb 20, 2015
  20. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    what if cuban made these uniforms for the rockets

    [​IMG]
     
    #300 tinman, Feb 20, 2015
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