Moneys. Clutch needs money to run this site, and those of us who also love ClutchFans want to help him out. Aside from the occasional good post or two, most of what I say isn't awe-inspiring. And most threads I create aren't super blockbusters. But I do love ClutchFans, and I will do whatever I can to help it. Also, to add to my Lenny Bias/Reggie Lewis wish, I'd keep this wish even it it meant the Rockets never won their titles and left Houston. But I think that life is worth it, don't you?
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You know what? Screw it. I'm on to the next gen kid. This is the Coleco-vision to that 2600 **** I was mumbling about earlier. If I were God, I'd pull a clockwork-orange on y'all's asses, but this will suffice. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IhoC_KI4ZDI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IhoC_KI4ZDI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
I will make myself the best point guard ever, and get draft by the Rockets, then the Rockets starting five will look like this for ten years straghit: ME Tmac Battier Scola Yao And we will win ten straight NBA championship! And I will bang all the groupies, and beat Chamberlain's record.
Drexler would have made the steal, and this would have never happened: Spoiler Phi Slamma Jamma would be the greatest college basketball team of all time and Guy Lewis would be in the HOF. Hakeem (as well as Akeem) would have an NCAA championship, NBA championships, and an olympic gold medal. A winner at every level.
i'd make the Texans suck their first 6 years. then having a winning record in their 7th, only to lose in the first round. in the 8th year, the Texans would lose in the conferance finals. in the 9th, they lose in the Super Bowl. in the 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th year, we'd be champs. victory is always sweeter when you've been losing.
If I were god, I'd have made it a bit clearer as to how I would like to be worshiped, and what I expect from my minions. None of that 2000 years ago crap... there would be a floating god billboard in the sky.
If I were a sports god, I'd bring back my Oilers. Winning or not, I want to see baby blue uniforms again. Period.
I am very torn between this and a US World Cup victory. I think I want a World Series more in the short term. The World Cup I can wait for.
If I were God, Pat Riley would have been caught with coke instead of John Lucas, Ralph would have never gotten injured, and we would have gotten to see the Twin Towers era the way it should have been.
