I would want the ability to instantly and painlessly change any and every quality of my physical body.
I would want to change this ending. Or, failing that, not have this team beat us so dramatically every fu%king year. http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/tenhou/houoilers.html
One Stros World Series title and one Texans Super Bowl title during my lifetime would be sufficient for me.
It's okay. I'll buy that team and move them back to Houston if I can ever make enough money. See if I can't get an intra-Houston geographical rivalry going. But way better than that would be with dallas. I can just hear the conversation now: dallas fan: dallas is the best football town. Houston fan: Oh yeah? How many NFL teams do you have? dallas fan: our one team is good enough. Houston fan: Pansy. LA fan: Shut up, you guys.
I'd be a PG with the combined talents of Jordan, Hakeem, Nash, Kareem, Dr J, Magic, Bird, Carter, Yao, Deke, Kobe, Shaq, Stockton, etc times TWO.. and lead the Rockets to at least 15 championships in a row.
If I were god Kevin Durant would be playing for the Rockets, Josh Beckett would be starting for the Astros, and VY would be wearing a Texans Jersey. Plus, they would all three peat at the same time. ...and the Longhorns would win 4 straight National Championships.
sports related??? if I were god.... ha ha ha dimsie, finalsbound, astro rockets, Lady Di, First Lady, xxSheLikesMePinkxx would 'uh 'um can someone help me here?
I'd buy the Rockets and the Mavs, I'd sign all my friends to be professional NBA players for the Mav's whether they are fat with no skill or whatever, the Mavs will truly suck and I WOULD ACTUALLY ENJOY watching them to see my friends huffing and puffing going up and down the court getting owned by pros. Then with my Rockets, I'd make the middle sections where all the boring business men sit and companys seats and instead make those 10 dollar seats, the companys can have the nose-bleed seats and those will be pricey, its time for a revolution. I would keep our current team, then the following year I'd create two elixir of lifes.. I'd sign Jordan and Hakeem to max deals then while espn calls me crazy I will give both of them exlir of life and then we would own everyone, especially the mavs. I would also require that all power dancers dance in the nude and have it be perfectly suitable is everyones mind. Better yet I would year after year have a bunch of 1 year contracts to the mavs, every year in august on my birthday we will hold a tryout to be on the mavs, the most embaressing of the bunch getting the 1 year deal. Is this legal? I would destroy the Texans, infact I would destroy the NFL, the superbowl will be just as big of an event as game one of series one of the wnba playoffs. Soccer will be huge in america, where all the great players want to come and play and baseball will be renamed baseketball and will take after the movie. We will be the Houston Beers
By contributing (my guess is by providing videos and important stuff to the board worthy of contribution thus being rewarded with the title.)
maybe it means having a big huge obnoxious signature that is dated...Clutch...change your signature...it is dorky at this point.
Completely false. As most of us know, money does help Clutch/David. However, if you send in a video of yourself getting racked in the testicles, you've got a good chance. If you add yourself slapping your own face, you are nearly a shoo-in. At least, that is how I got back in here.
"back in here." oooo....tell us more btw. I always thought the girls had the inside track to getting banned, rather than us guys. "if I were god" la la la i am
Most people who've been here long enough, including you, know I've been banned twice on here. Both times I was at fault, and both times I truly apologized to the board, especially the second time. Even I know I can be stupid. Hopefully it never happens again. As far as details? Not on this board. I enjoy being on here too much. BTW, I just found an internet station that does nothing but play AC/DC. I can't get mad right now.
