If I was King of Earth

Scarlett Johansson.

Mila Kunis. :grin:

Natalie Portman.

 

Mann if i was a POWERFUL KING on Earth....

-I Would make justin bieber go to an all boys school full of gays haha

-I be so filthy rich china is in debt to me

-Whenever i'm horny, i get to pick any girls from the Playboy Mansion and Hugh Heffner becomes my butler

-and when i'm the famous guest, oprah is the one who jump ape s*** on the couch for me :grin:

 

Paul McCartney good enough?

http://www.suite101.com/content/john-by-cynthia-lennon-a197742

 

As proof of my googling skills,

I give you none other than Yoko Mila on Facebook!

maybe NSFW

Spoiler

<img src="http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AQBNvqJ30tJ7jmR0gXt-K6QV9fBKEJwcMRbOlDj5suXXDyhOoBWuxe6h5ug3BrOnCiY&size=normal&usedef=1">

complete with FB page

 

many will try

 

Y'all should know better than to question me on subjects that I am an expert on.

 

That girl is fictional. You can tell by the lack of confidence in her eyes.

 

Order someone to bust both of LeBron's knees.

 

Sorry dude, no Paul quotes in that article.

If heroin is the main objection you have to Yoko, you have to understand that heroin was somewhat a recreational drug to kids then. They didn't really know it helped eradicate us from Beatniks (which wasn't so bad by itself). At that time, we didn't know it would become a gateway drug to quitting the Beatles and writing Imagine.

 

too late. I already finished.

 

heythatwasfastpartner

 

extra points for the name, though, you have to admit.

btw: so Silly Love Songs was a dig at John, right? Like, "Oh yeah John, you're wrong about love songs. You just watch me write a silly song about love that goes to the top of the charts, and as extra proof, I'm going to name it 'Silly Love Songs'." And what's wrong with that; I need to know, because here I go, AGAIN!

Followed by a Refrain that truly must have got John's goat.

What's the full story behind Paul writing that? I guess I could look it up.

 

We are talking about crap I looked up in a matter of 3-6 minutes vs. books I read about this back in the 80's. Sorry I don't have the specifics, and you can say Cynthia and Paul had ulterior motives, but I believe a hell of a lot more out of those two than I do Yoko and John/post LSD, especially from a biography by another admitted stalker.

Lennon loved them.

 

Here's a fun tidbit of Beatles history.

Paul released Silly Love Songs on April Fool's Day. haha

 

Here's a nice part of heypartner history.

He doesn't know a damn thing about the Beatles.

Do you even know why they came up with the name?

 

a tribute to Buddy Holly and The Crickets..

 

fatty, I know the Beatles. Youngest son of eight. They were totally overplayed in my household. I'm got pretty bored of reading everything I could about them...and switched to Zappa.

 

If I were King of the Earth, I would surround myself with stalkers, and make everyone call them my concubines, instead.