....sorry I just threw up everywhere If Dallas wins it all, I will never watch basketball again. Also, it would be the first sign that the rapture will occur and the first city it will consume is Dallas. I hate the city of Dallas and every sport franchise they have more than I hate anything else in this world. I would rather have sex with Kim Jong Il and Sam Cassell than see Dallas get a trophy. Dirt No****ty should be deported. I'm all for Texas, I was born and raised in Houston my whole life, but if there is one city I hate it's Dallas, that place blows. Who decided to settle that **** hole in the first place?? It's in the middle of nowhere and only awful things have happened there in its history. Here is a brief list of things I hate about Dallas. -JFK shot -Tony Homo -Dirk -Mark Cuban -Jerry Jones -Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris is an inspiration though) -the skyline -not being able to buy beer or wine at the grocery store -they weren't robbed of Six Flags -its complete lack of culture -Dallas blows -Houston is so much better (we also have a beach, granted it is Galveston with brown water...) Dallas sucks, who would want to live there???? I would rather live in Utah and eat cat food for the rest of my life. For everyone's sake, I hope Dallas gets pissed on by LeBron and D-Wade (T-Mac can join too). F**k that city.
Wow you need to chill out or something. smoke some weed man if dallas wins i'll be glad lebron james didnt get a title
It's inevitable that LeBron will get a title, Dirk can be prevented from placing his greasy azz German hands on the trophy.
Dallas Mavricks >>>Houston Rockets in the past decade Dallas Cowboys >>>> Houston Texans for the entire NFL history Texas Ranger > Houston Astros (they just went to WS last year) So what makes them suck?
Unfortunately, their sport franchises are quite successful. However, a city can metaphorically suck when their teams don't. A city is not measured by its sports, therefore Dallas sucks if you read why I hate that place, its not always about sports.
A thread for all this is going pretty far, but I cant say I don't share your viewpoint on Dallas. **** Dallas.
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Honestly, more concerned with the Rockets getting back to the playoffs and becoming contenders to worry about who doesn't or does with the title. When we become contenders again, I'll start to be concerned with how much Dallas sucks.
Count me among one of those who HATE dallas. The prospect of Miami v. Dallas sickens me, I hate both teams a lot. Is there any way for both to lose? I guess I will go with Miami so that I don't have to put up with that crap from all the people I know from Dallas. Man this Finals will suck.
That's like preferring to perform fellatio on Richard Simmons rather than being anally violated by a horse.
Dirk has his citizenship dude, I think. Why all the ethnic hate? You shouldn't be a Rockets fan neither. GTFO!!!
