If Clutch granted you 3 wishes, what would they be

1) Wish for 2 more wishes
2) A filter that changes "Rafer"/"Alston" to "Luis"/"Scola"
3) A filter that changes "Luther"/"Head" to "Carl"/"Landry"
4) Change DaDakota to an 09er so I can call him noob.
5) Limit DaDakota to 10 posts per day...in the GARM

 

Scratch my first wish and change it to 5 more wishes.

6) A search feature that allows me to find durvasa's posts.
7) "I tell you what I'd wish, man: two chicks at the same time, man."


8) To not ban me for the double post. I waited a while.

 

1) All female posters must post pics
2) Male posters asking for romantic advice must post pics of significant other or girl in question. Gay posters are exempt from this unless they're lipstick lesbians.
3) Thresomes for all!!!

 

After seeing that trade T-Mac thread in the GARM

A filter that changes the word trade to love.

 

1) To somehow have the "original" server post counts and join dates for our user names reflected in our stats (as I understand it, this is impossible).

2) Be able to search for images posted in threads (maybe this exists already?

3) Gotta love the custom descriptions under the names

 

This x3.

 

1. Get rid of the Join Date feature under our monikers

2. Have rookies post in another separate forum before posting in the GARM

3. Make me an admin

 

1) Change my user name to something that doesn't suck
2) Make me an admin
3) Ban people from 1999 or people who have been here for more than two years from starting threads if they have not contributed to the tip jar.

 

Am I allowed to wish something nasty, painful or disasterous to anything pertaining to the state or Utah or their lovable basketball team?

 

1. No more smilies for swoly-d.
2. Ban all over-used bbs cliches like:

• This thread is useless without pics
• Wow. Just wow.
• Me thinks....
• Starting a reply with "except that" blah blah blah

3. Make any poster who brags about how many women they've been with actually prove it.


3 1/2. Subtract 10,000 posts from my post count...

 

1) Find some way to keep quoted text from users on your ignore list from showing up.

2) Ban the D&D trolls.

3) Custom titles.



Thread idea? what custom title would you give other clutchfans?

 

I can just feel the love.



DD

 

1. Everyone must have a link to a picture of themselves in the drop-down box under their name.

2. Smilies disabled for SwoLy-D.

3. Ban anyone who repeatedly shows piss poor grammar skills (this is for the GARM, of course). And I'm not talking about the Chinese folk.

 

1. Avatars

 

I wish for world peace.

 

1. Destroy the D&D
2. Small Avatars
3. New titles for banned and then reinstated people: Contributing Rookie.

If you guys are so hot to change your username, just make a new one like I did. People are too attached to the 'prestige' of join dates and post counts.

 

Best idea yet.

2) no avatars...unless they're 1 pixel
3) ability for Contributing Members to edit titles.

 

and

for sure.... I'll have to think of a third one.

 

I actually like the idea of being able to ban specific posters from threads that you started. That could help prevent future flamewars. Of course, it could also easily be abused.

No more smileys for SwolyD

Peace on earth and good will towards men.

James Earl Jones as Clutch: We don't do that sort of thing.
Robert Redford as Raven: Well you're just going to have to try.