If, 3 months ago, you were told that the Texans would be picking 1st in the 2014 draft...

lmaoooo

 

I woulda called you a liar brother.

 

Then I would have correctly assumed that Kubiak and Schaub were exposed, that key players were lost to injury, that the biggest FA signing was a bust, that the team simply couldn't overcome bad drafts and questionable cap management, and that the locker room had given up on the coaching staff.