Make some sort of reference to Kirilenko filing up the Salt Lake with his tears. Something like: "The lake is filling." with a picture of him crying on it.
"Sloan hates you" in Russian. or "I was the one guy who slept with your wife. She said you both agreed to it."
Just have a big picture of the Olympic rings, and underneath write: THE ONLY RINGS UTAH WILL EVER SEE GO ROCKETS! That oughtta do it. Good luck man, I have been in your shoes many times...
