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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Jul 4, 2001.

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  1. Achebe

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    I guess Smegg's time is near... pity the fools that went down with heypartner's side. :p

    So I wasn't ready for you guys to go down so fast... (rotflmao b/c of the beer)

    So help out w/ Smeg's new name. Should it be:

    • Smegemite Sandwich
    • Priscilla, Queen of the Smeg
    • HEB's Smegjitas
    • Smeg, Australian for Semen
    • My Place 80cm (lol)
    • I wish I were American
    • Cricket sucks my Smeghole
    • My kid won't be a criminal
    • Crocodile Smegdee
    • The Crocodile Smegger
    • Olivia Newton Smeg
    • Put another shrimp on the smeggie.

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  2. ZRB

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    How about naming someone "Turn", or "Tweak"?

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  3. Rocket Guard

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    HEBs smegjitas,that's my vote

    Hahaha,I just cant wait for some time to pass so I can restart the once popular "where/how did you get your nicknames"? Imagine all the rookies explaining to the other newbies [​IMG]

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  4. DVauthrin

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    achebe i like the priscilla one or smeg, australian for semen

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  5. DVauthrin

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    hp, shouldnt ravenlunatic be in red also, just to eliminate any confusion, [​IMG]

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  6. heypartner

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    dvauthrin,

    no red until I see an actually registration via a new post. I'm doing accounting here, to make sure my team actually registers their new moniker...right?

    achebe

    I don't think any of those are worthy of SmeggySmeg. I recommend that Smeggy holds out until Oct 1st, at which time CriscoKidd is allowed to take over naming rights on any undecides.
     
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    I don't know which one of the victors decided to give me this name.

    But I guess **** sticks.

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  8. DVauthrin

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    k,

    heres proof hes registered, just to not make u go search

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    posted July 06, 2001 01:18 AM
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    I don't think DRob would be asking for any less money than Dream. If we were to sign Robinson, we would be in the exact same position in one to two years as we are this season: an aging center, with no decent alternative already on the team. Robinson is not kind of solution to our center problem. If we are going to sign one older center for 1 or 2 years at close to $10 mil (I seriously doubt Robinson would come cheaper than Dream), then it might as well be Olajuwon. The choice between Robinson and Dream is the same as David and Goliath...the difference is this is not a story folks, and Goliath wins.
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  9. Rocket Guard

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    Hey pee,you can also put rocketkid in red now,He is New kid on the block and has a post in this same page.

    By the way,since no one has responded to the loser silent j's request and he's asking for me I will start thinking his new moniker,so even if someone else takes him I can help.

    How about...I have no J
    J leno

    Dont know,that's just off the top of my head

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  10. RunninRaven

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    These are all brilliant names, heb. My preference would have to be Cricket sucks my Smeghole, since it still incorporates Smeg's old name.

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  11. RunninRaven

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    As I recall, it was bigboymumu, right? Something like that...

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  12. Scarface

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    Hmmm I guess I got Hydra, damn why did you have to have such a difficult name to use.

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  13. Heath

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    Yeah, very true! [​IMG]

    Hey, SpaceCity - do you need help renaming airball fade?

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    No suggestions by people who were not in the bet!!!! And that is just cruel, but I did "lose" the bet. I still believe the original premise was a current rocket would be starting on Oct 31, and I still believe Langhi will be doing just that, at least for a few games, but if I lose, then I lose. I can take it, bring it on Floyd, you know you want to.


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  15. heypartner

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    scarface,

    Hydra is a 3-headed monster! You have all those Japanese monsters to consider.

    I like

    HeadlessHydra
     
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    I still like Outback Smeghouse.

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    it's also Hydraponic, as in GREAT cross pollinated weed.


    or

    how about

    Hydra Hooked-on-Phonics


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  18. Shandon Anversen

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    or give him something as atrocious as this name.




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    hating this name is a full time job for me;
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  19. heypartner

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    Yeah, and we now have pictures of the Smeghouse, too.

    I still say that Achebe's lack of creativity is showing in using too many words as a crutch. Smeggy Smegg is two words. If you can't limit yourself to those parameters, then if I were Smeggy, I'd ask for CriscoKidd judgement on any name change.

    Priscilla, Queen of the Smeg
    sheesh
    why not just "Priscilla, Queen of the Outback Smeghouse Serving Smegaritas" while you are at it.

    btw: read the fine print of the bet. Your team captain can veto a name change and have the namemaker try again. Plus, Clutch can veto any name change. If Achebe can't get a name change worthy of Smeggy accepted by Crisco by Oct 1st, then naming rights default to Crisco. [​IMG]

    I love making up rules!
     
  20. Achebe

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    Just thinking out loud a bit more...

    • Asmegbe
    • SmurfySmurf
    • Mrs. Mobley

    I'm really starting to like Asmegbe. It's a tribute to my brilliance, yet lets SmeggySmeg retain a bit of his identity. It also looks like Achebe^sBitch is already taken voluntarily by rimbaud.

    SmurfySmurf has the cadence, but it's missing something.

    Olivia Newton Smegg is pretty damn funny. It'd also be funny seeing newbies ask ILuvMelGibson why he had such a random moniker.

    BTW, heyp, Smegg will take the moniker I pick, and he'll like it!
     
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