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I will have a chance to ask Yao a question tonight, suggestion

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by qpx, Nov 7, 2008.

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  1. comehere2

    comehere2 Member

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    does he know how to dunk?


    even better
    is he a Man?




    god save yao. please.
     
    #21 comehere2, Nov 7, 2008
  2. comehere2

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    sure. more than you can think of. too many opportunities. :D
     
    #22 comehere2, Nov 7, 2008
  3. BrieflySpeaking

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    ask him, no nevermind dont ask anything. TELL HIM he is the biggest vagina ever, to dunk the damn ball and grad rebounds like a man.
     
    #23 BrieflySpeaking, Nov 7, 2008
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm sure qpx is glad he started this thread.

    LOL.
     
    #24 ima_drummer2k, Nov 7, 2008
  5. Jeff Who

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    Ask him if he is really 100%?
     
    #25 Jeff Who, Nov 7, 2008
  6. Tom Bombadillo

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    Ask him what he thinks about fantasy basketball, because he is killing me.............
     
    #26 Tom Bombadillo, Nov 7, 2008
  7. lastmanstanding

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    Ask him what embarasses him more. Getting rejected by players or the rim.
     
    #27 lastmanstanding, Nov 7, 2008
  8. big11

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    Yeah ask him if he is still upset about his buddy McCain lost the presidential race! Thank you.
     
    #28 big11, Nov 7, 2008
  9. LAYGO

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    "Yao, I love seeing you fired up after a big shot, like hitting the turn around with .8 in Portland, but can we see some more fu#$ing fire when you're down in the paint and some midget is blocking your shot? What will you be doing in the future to slam the ball in people's faces in the paint?"

    kthxbai
     
    #29 LAYGO, Nov 7, 2008
  10. RocketsMac

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    LMAO! great one..

    ask him what type of human genitalia he has, that of a male or that of a female?

    also:
    ask him if he ever considered getting testicular implants, and ask him if it bothers him to be 7'6 and yet suck so much..

    oh, one more: is he familiar with the term "weight room"?
     
    #30 RocketsMac, Nov 7, 2008
  11. Hank McDowell

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    Ask him if Chinese people can eat a bowl of cereal with chopsticks.

    I've always wondered about that...

    Ask him what is his favorite motorcycle?

    Did he ever have a pet dog?

    What was it's name?

    Has he seen the movie Iron Man?

    Can he hacky sack?

    All of these would be great questions...
     
    #31 Hank McDowell, Nov 7, 2008
  12. RocketsHero

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    Are you being traded to ze lakers?
     
    #32 RocketsHero, Nov 7, 2008
  13. CHI

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    wow. you are a huge moron if you really wondered that.
     
    #33 CHI, Nov 7, 2008
  14. oldyellow

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    Tell him to forget about what RA told him in their talk after the third game about his long-stay and just play as he did in the last 12 games of the last season!!!!!!

    Use his elbow wisely and stay in the low post.
     
    #34 oldyellow, Nov 7, 2008
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    To be fair, I think he just wanted to poke a joke. But it is a very lame one. Only idiots would find it funny. Epic fail.
     
    #35 longhornchampno, Nov 7, 2008
  16. Tmac-is-numero1

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    How do you feel about constantly getting blocked by the rim?

    :mad:
     
    #36 Tmac-is-numero1, Nov 7, 2008
  17. Yetti

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    I can read your mind like an open book and what I see is not fit for human consumption.
    A good Irish Priest would kichk the devil out of you!!
     
    #37 Yetti, Nov 7, 2008
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    Don't ask him but tell him to stop doing that stupid "aww shucks" clap everytime he gets his dunk blocked by the rim.
     
    #38 vaioavan63, Nov 7, 2008
  19. shakegod

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    Yao seems think too much,ask him what he was thinking during the game
     
    #39 shakegod, Nov 7, 2008
  20. rv2843

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    Not a question, but tell him that we don't mind that he has an off night, but play with aggression.
     
    #40 rv2843, Nov 7, 2008
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