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I was The GUY... ;)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bilaal14, May 2, 2009.

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  1. The Drake

    The Drake Member

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    Fixed it for ya ;)
     
  2. T-Yao

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    lol why would he make something up like this? what's the point? give him a break.
     
  3. YugoRocketsFan

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    It is him, the guy isnt lying.

    His name is Bilaal, which is a very muslim name. And the guy in the video looks Paki to me (no racist btw)
     
  4. The_Dream

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    If he's muslim, he probably doesn't drink alcohol....Or at least he's not supposed to.
     
  5. YugoRocketsFan

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    Lots of people dont exactly follow their religion.
     
  6. don grahamleone

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    That doesn't sound unbelievable. Hell, there are around 320 million people in America, 160 million women. Around 30 million are in the right age range to have mated with the big fella. There are about 30,000 members here so, yeah, I'd say the percentages are pretty good.

    15,000 women that he slept with/
    3,000,000 women in the U.S.
    _________
    1/2% chance that any given mother of a person on this board actually slept with the man himself.
     
  7. walker

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    wow! get out of the house much guys? by the way, we just won our first playoffs series in 12 years and are about the play the Lakers.
    but I digress, if you think this is worthly deep discussion and investigation, please proceed.
     
  8. Nice Rollin

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    this guy is lying. i offered him the beer
     
  9. DreamRoxCoogFan

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    this thread is hilarious. for all the wrong reasons.
     
  10. king2440

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    What are we waiting for??

    Give Bilaal, a mof'n COOKIE!!
     
  11. IndoRockets

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    I was Ron Artest who jumped into the stands
     
  12. SunsRocketsfan

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    i was the guy who slept with kobes wife
     
  13. Gakatron

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    I am Kobe the guy Artest will be playing on Monday
     
  14. Tom Bombadillo

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    I am Spartacus!
     
  15. john_l

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    I was that chick in Denver that Kobe raped. Also, Marv Albert left bite marks on my neck.
     
  16. across110thstreet

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    and you're not the first to say that in this thread either...


    seriously, this thread is hilarious, a bunch of super-sleuths and pseudo-admins ("proof or perma ban"?? lol)

    bilaal, that is a great story and memory.

    you are all over that youtube clip, as well as other clips of the MY20 broadcast.
     
  17. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Thirded!

    I don't care if you're lying or not, but I am curious to see a scan.
     
  18. cardpire

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    anybody else wondering why he capitalized "GUY" in the title?
     
  19. Patience

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    That may be, however the claim that Wilt slept with 15-20,000 women IS unbelievable.

    According to wikipedia, Wilt claimed to have slept with 20,000 people in his life. He died at 63 years old.

    Assuming a maximum of 50 years of sexual activity, he would have had to sleep with 400 different women a year. That is more than 1 for every single day of his post-pubescent life (not including repeat women).

    It is hard to imagine he would be able to pull that off and still have enough energy to play in the NBA.
     
  20. Hayesfan

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    Maybe he simply slept with them.. as in both he and two women slumbered in the same bed ;)
     

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