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I WANT TO SEX MUTOMBO! shirts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Mooch, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    I'd be more inclined to buy the I WANT TO SEX ALAWAN! t-shirt.

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  2. Castor27

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    Here ya go:

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    See my sig for payment ;)
     
  3. Faos

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    We got to get that guy back in the forum. I think it's time for a pardon.
     
  4. pasox2

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    The money maker t-shirt is

    "Hey, it is summer. People suppose get horny".

    You could go the silent symbol version -

    YY on the front,
    Deke on the back.
     
  5. cson

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    For T shirts ideas see my sig.

    Also "Yao Bling"
     
  6. MR. MEOWGI

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    I would wear one.

    It's called a joke, homophobes...
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    See? That's where I draw the line... fan be damned.
     
  8. Toast

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    I'd defintely prefer the "Who wants to sex Mutombo?" especially if it had a pic of him on it.

    One that would go over pretty well around here: "Sura faints."
     
  9. drapg

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    I agree with Texxx here... I can't picture anyone (guy or girl) really wearing these shirts.

    Ron Mexico, on the other hand, is true genious. Someone needs to make bootleg jerseys... there's a fortune to be made there.
     
  10. Faos

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    You snooze you lose. Do a google search. They're all over the place.

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    Not funny league
    NFL doesn't find Vick's alias 'Ron Mexico' humorous


    ATLANTA (AP) -- The NFL doesn't want Ron Mexico to play for the Falcons.

    Since that name was listed as an alias for Atlanta quarterback Michael Vick in a lawsuit filed last month, people have gone to the NFL's online store to order Vick's No. 7 replica jersey with a personalized "MEXICO" on the back.

    But fans trying to order the customized jersey now get this message: "The personalization entered cannot be accepted."

    The alias was printed in court documents in a civil lawsuit filed March 14 that alleges Vick infected a woman with herpes. Vick has said he will fight the charges.

    Among the parties listed in the lawsuit is "Ron Mexico," which the plaintiff's attorneys claim Vick has used as a pseudonym. Vick's attorney, Lawrence Woodward, did not immediately return repeated calls to his office this week.

    The Falcons haven't commented on the case.

    The NFL told its online shop to add the pseudonym to its list of banned names, along with obscenities and others deemed improper, NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said.

    "The jerseys are intended for fans who want to have their name on a jersey," he said. "Obviously, this was in direct reference to recent events. We decided it's inappropriate to sell jerseys with that particular name on it."

    McCarthy said "only a handful" of orders for the Mexico jerseys had been placed, and none were filled. A few "Ron Mexico" T-shirts have popped up at other online retailers, though none of the NFL's licensed replica jerseys have been sold or posted for sale.

    News of the made-up moniker has circulated on sports talk shows and Web sites.

    "This is life. This is freedom of speech. You can't control what people say or do. As long as you control yourself and conduct yourself in a well-mannered way, that's all you can do," said Falcons safety Keion Carpenter, Vick's best friend on the team and a business partner who helped the quarterback start his youth football camps.

    The attention has even thrust an unwitting Ron Mexico (not an alias) into the spotlight.

    "I've been getting a ton of calls. People are asking me if I know him. I don't, of course," said Mexico, an auto parts supplier in Brighton, Mich.

    "How do you pull a name like that out of the air? Use Bob Smith or Jim Johnson; there's 50 million of them. Out of all the names in the whole world, I wanna know how he picked this name out," Mexico wondered.

    Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
     
  11. Mr. Mooch

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    Actually I pitched the idea to the guy who runs it (Shawn) and he was considering it himself, but plans to close the site as it is now soon because of the copyrighted material (images). He wasn't threatened, but didn't want to jeopardize anything. He plans to start a "great humor" site and will have it as a page in the site later down the road.

    Now the question is...would a straight up picture be preferred or maybe an outline of him? I've got a shirt with a pic on it, but was going to also make an outline or even caricature of Mutombo; wasn't sure which looked better honestly.

    Actually the site had some of the jerseys up for sale when his site was still up. Of course the NFL shop wouldn't allow you to put "R. Mexico" or "Mexico" on a No. 7 jersey. :D
     
  12. KaiSeR SoZe

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    I was bored awhile back, made these 2 weeks ago:

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  13. swilkins

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    I'll pass.

    Nobody that I know would have a clue what it means except that maybe I have a gay fetish with a Houston Rocket.
     
  14. Hippieloser

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    That's what makes the shirt awesome! People would think you had a bizarre gigantism/geriatric fetish!
     
  15. Toast

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    I would proudly wear a "Who wants to sex Mutombo?" shirt.

    I dunno if you want a characature of his face, or a pic of him wagging his finger, or maybe one of him shrugging. I think maybe just a big smile on his face would be plenty.
     
  16. Faos

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    You couldn't find him wearing Rockets gear?
     

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