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I WANT A ****ING CIGARETTE SO ****ING BAD

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, May 16, 2012.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    Stopped reading there because that's the only thing that matters in this entire thread. :eek: End of story. *FIN*[ley]
     
  2. Nook

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    Did you really compare smoking a cigarette to contracting AIDS?
     
  3. Remix

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    It's called Nicotine. You should try googling it. :rolleyes:
     
  4. Blurr#7

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    I read there is a new self quitting drug called Krokodil. Users only use for about three years then quit cold turkey.
     
  5. Rashmon

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    Just remind yourself why you have quit.

    What better gift for your child can you provide than being there?
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Having a wife that a) hates the ever living **** out of them, yet b) never once made a big deal about me smoking (have only smoked one ever in front of her) makes it a lot easier. It's amazing how much you want to please someone when they're not naggy about it.
     
  7. moestavern19

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    Well if you knew me off the board like many posters here do, you'd figure out pretty quickly that I'm nothing like that and when I say things like that its all just part of the persona of the trollish, hangout-prescribed account that is moestavern19.

    The silliness of being an internet "celebrity" is that is has no utility whatsoever in the real world, so you can make it whatever you want it to be.
     
  8. moestavern19

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    Good woman you got there.

    My wife has too struggled with cigs. She quit for 7 years until Ike left her homeless and Nasa laid her off and she ended up back in Baytown where her entire family smokes like chimneys. That'll drive anyone to smoking and much worse.

    As I said before, I'm quitting. I don't need a reason to quit. I have a million of those. I just think I needed to get a little dialog going on, or else I would have just continued being a colossal douchebag today.
     
  9. DaleDoback

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    I know you are watching the kid and all.......this helped when i got the cravings that drove me crazy.....

    Pushups til you can't go anymore.........Situps until you can't go anymore.....

    Repeat that a few times (as many as possible to build a sweat or heavy breathing) and it really kills the craving. Your mind is so focused on the pain and lack of lung use.......it has no choice!
     
  10. moestavern19

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    What really helps is just chilling in my beat lab, mixing some tracks, wailing on my Strat. But its hard to do that when the kiddo is sleeping right by
     
  11. emcitymisfit

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    Obviously I said it jokingly/for effect, but yeah
     
  12. SacTown

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    Fair enough. I like you now.
     
  13. moestavern19

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    You don't have to like me, a lot of people don't "get" me. But there are those who find it amusing, but mostly its just to amuse myself.
     
  14. wakkoman

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    It sounds simple and stupid, but it's true: You'll quit when you're ready to quit.
     
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    just rub one out.
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    Home alone? Kid asleep? What are you waiting for??

    RUB ONE OUT!
     
  17. cardpire

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    i have a friend who would be anybody's choice as the last person to ever be able to quit smoking. he had been smoking for almost 20 years, and quit (a little electronic, a couple months of tapering off) almost a year ago, and hasn't picked up a cig of any sort in almost 6 months.

    relapsing even once makes it infinitely harder and makes you question your will power, i'd imagine, but, if this guy can do it, believe me, anybody can.
     
  18. SacTown

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    Moes, get one of these things. Check out this amazing mix:

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lTx3G6h2xyA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  19. Preston27

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    Headphones?
     
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    Greensmoke
     

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