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I think Yao should get some tattoos. . . what do ya think he should get for one?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Mendel, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. KingCheetah

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    hahahah is that wingdings on Yao's arm?!
     
  4. KingCheetah

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    Yao so crazy... ;)
     
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    A naked girl. we need run a pool called "the top 5 hottest rox fans", and put them on all starters' body.
     
  6. piggy

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    What about...

    "John G Raped and Killed my Wife."

    or, alternately,


    Don't Believe Patrick Ewing's Lies."
     
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    Terrible ****ing idea.

    I don't have a problem with tatoos. I don't have one, because I can't think of anything I'll like for the next 50 years...but my wife has one, and I like hers.

    But, seriously...the NBA is cluttered with guys with terrible tatoos. Unoriginal, loud, impersonal. If Yao gets one, he should get something that means something special to him.
     
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    "Made in China"
     
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    How about this across his upper chest -

    "If you cannot read this, you are too short"
     
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    How about...

    Boki was here.

    or

    Home of the Whopper

    or

    Chicks dig tall gangly dudes

    or

    Chinair

    or

    Chinese Government Extortion Taxes on my paycheck suck
     
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    I hope he doesnt get a tatoo but i doubt he will. But if he did it would be funny if he had one that read:

    IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE NOT SHAQ :D
     
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    He should get his name written in chinese across his next like AI. LOL
     
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    Smartass. And by the way, I mean that as a compliment.
     
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    Yao should just get a tatoo that says "Momma's Boy" and be done with it.
     
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    #55 jienyao, Jul 30, 2005
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    Definitely not. Why should he mark up his body? Slaves were branded like cattle. It's unfortunate that people are branding themselves with permanent marks unless removed by laser treatment. It's a disgrace.
     
  17. Rocket River

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    on the real
    Just get the Rocket R

    Rocket River
     
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    How about an ever expanding BLAT on his butt cheeks to show how stupid the
    prognosis of this tread or WOW on his forehead. Get a life dude.
     
  19. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Taiwan Independence NOW! right on one of his guns.
     
  20. wizkid83

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    Why? Most mainland Chinese support re-unification.

    And Chinese warriors have a history of tatoos, I'd love to see Yao getting some. Maybe have 9 dragons on his body.
     

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