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i think the stuffed animal i got for my dog might be possesed!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jo mama, Jan 30, 2017.

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  1. R0ckets03

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    Gotta do what ya gotta do homes
     
    #21 R0ckets03, Jan 30, 2017
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  2. Jontro

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    i would throw it away, but that could only upset it further.

    my advice is to donate it to a hospital or an orphanage or someplace it could find a loving owner.
     
    #22 Jontro, Jan 30, 2017
  3. Haymitch

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    1) Cut a hole in its butt
    2) .......
    3) Dominance established
    4) Demon Kangaroo will now do your bidding
     
    #23 Haymitch, Jan 31, 2017
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    When you wake up in the middle of the night to some barking, but then it stops suddenly, and you look out into the backyard from the kitchen window to see if your dog is ok, but you see it's lifeless body hanging and swinging back and forth in the moonlight, and there's a creaking noise that you thought was coming from the rusty swingset outside, but you realize it's coming from beneath the floorboard, then RUN!
     
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  5. Jontro

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    unless you're white, in which case you go and investigate.
     
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    I need an update....
     
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    He died bro
    Police found him dead with his throat stuffed with cotton...
    rip
     
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  8. jo mama

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    no updates. robert the kangaroo knows that i know and is biding his time.

    everytime i walk by the thing i do a double take to make sure it is not up to anything.

    im just worried what will happen when my dog inevitably destroys it. will it seek a new life-form to possess?

    damn dude...that is dark!
     
    #28 jo mama, Feb 1, 2017
  9. jo mama

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    do i at least get my choice of toppings?
     
    #29 jo mama, Feb 1, 2017
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    Am I wrong for laughing at this story?
     
    #30 joesr, Feb 1, 2017
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    Bro set up a camera and just record the thing for a day. It will either be nothing or you will be able to turn the footage into the next Paranormal Activity movie
     
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    That's your dog trolling you.
     
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    Did the stuffed animal come with a coupon for free frozen yogurt?? And if so, did the frozen yogurt have potassium benzoate?? Because if it did, looks like you're totally screwed. Time to delete Facebook, and hit the gym.
     
    #33 Fyreball, Feb 1, 2017
  14. Torn n Frayed

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    Not that hard to do, put up or shut up...
     
    #34 Torn n Frayed, Feb 1, 2017
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    This has been my go-to for many of the problems I've had in life.
     
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  16. jo mama

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    my dog has exorcised the demon...or really angered it.

    hopefully the gratuitous vj shot does not get me banned!
    [​IMG]
     
    #36 jo mama, Feb 10, 2017
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  17. Surfguy

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    If you rebuild it (put the cotton back in and sew it up), then it will come back to life!
     
    #37 Surfguy, Feb 10, 2017
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