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i think my neighbor is stealing my gas...need advice for revenge scheme

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jo mama, Oct 13, 2011.

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  1. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    After reading through this thread, I think you should get the new can now.

    If after a day your neighbor doesn't steal it, sneak into his garage at night and pour it in yourself.

    Report back, everyone wins, rep party.
     
    #161 Jontro, Oct 15, 2011
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  2. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    "We're here to **** **** up!" - Dale Doback
     
    #162 RoxSqaud, Oct 15, 2011
  3. J-Mac

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    Any updates? Banged his wife yet?
     
    #163 J-Mac, Nov 3, 2011
  4. RedRedemption

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    Rule #69 of Clutchfans.
    The Thadeus already did her.
     
    #164 RedRedemption, Nov 3, 2011
  5. jo mama

    jo mama Member

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    the trap has been set, but no bites. gas can w/ water and a little gas to make it smell.

    funnily, his car is currently not working. he would previously come over and ask me for rides when his car didnt work, but he doesnt anymore - guilty conscience perhaps?
     
    #165 jo mama, Nov 3, 2011
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    or most likely, you were full of ****.
     
    #166 Rocketman95, Nov 3, 2011
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    Or, he is GlenRice.
     
    #167 Two Sandwiches, Nov 3, 2011
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    Feeling a bit gassy? TRY BEANO
     
    #168 KingCheetah, Nov 3, 2011
  9. jo mama

    jo mama Member

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    your mom is full of ****. id have to be a real twisted s&m type dude to falsely start a thread where i subject myself to the kinds of insults i have sustained here. this entire thread has been one giant pile-on jo mama, the poor victim of a vicious robbery. ive had many a sleepless night b/c of the treatment i have received here - why would i do this to myself?

    does that mean i would have banged palin? b****in!
     
    #169 jo mama, Nov 3, 2011
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  10. ashiin

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    What's the update?
     
    #170 ashiin, Nov 3, 2011
  11. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    See post 165 (a few above yours).
     
    #171 bobrek, Nov 3, 2011
  12. Jontro

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    You needs to try something. If gas can doesn't work... maybe lure him with something else. And when he bites, set up a bear trap.
     
    #172 Jontro, Nov 3, 2011
  13. lue03

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    Maybe one of your other neighbors was also missing gas and set their own trap.
     
    #173 lue03, Nov 3, 2011
  14. nolimitnp

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    Ding Ding!!!!
     
    #174 nolimitnp, Nov 3, 2011
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I'm glad you used my idea! I hope you hear his engine blow.
     
    #175 REEKO_HTOWN, Nov 3, 2011
  16. heypartner

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    [edit] leu03 beat me too it.
     
    #176 heypartner, Nov 3, 2011
  17. LCII

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    he's probably a regular Clutchfans member and stumbled upon this thread.
     
    #177 LCII, Nov 3, 2011
  18. RedRedemption

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    Bump.
    I saw this on reddit and reminded me of this thread lol.

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    #178 RedRedemption, Feb 22, 2012
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  19. jo mama

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    funny stuff!

    update: decoy can still sitting there. i think he knows i know so he isnt going to try again.

    on a related note, i spoke to my old neighbors a couple weeks ago. they had lived across the street for years and moved last year - he paid my neighbor to help him move and afterwards noticed an entire box of his kids video games missing. he looked all over the house and couldnt find it. knows it was my neighbor, but like me, cant prove anything. these people did so much for my neighbor - watched their kids, drove them around, gave them money, ect - after everything they did how could you even accept money to help them move? also, they had allowed my neighbor to use them as a reference for some loan which he of course defaulted on so they ended up getting harassed by their collection agency and had to change their #.
     
    #179 jo mama, Feb 22, 2012
  20. NerdJames

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    yo make sure u film this and show ur fellow bros
     
    #180 NerdJames, Feb 23, 2012
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