i think my neighbor is stealing my gas...need advice for revenge scheme

big difference b/t a refrigerator in a public space that multiple people use and someones private, fenced-in back yard.

 

best advice yet!

or what if i did a mixture of water w/ a little gas to give it the gas smell. wouldnt mess up his engine, but if he had an empty tank and dumped a gallon of water in there he wouldnt get too far.

 

he is poor b/c he does not work. ive never seen any evidence of him being sick - he is slightly overweight and smokes and drinks soda at 7:30 in the morning and plays videogames in his room all day while his wife works and kids are at school, but he looks as healthy as your average 30 year old male to me.

look, he works sometimes at a pawn shop - i know b/c ive dropped him off for work a couple times. his bro-in-law also owns a garage and he sometimes works there. the reality is that he is just lazy and only works when he has to. that is why i put "sick" in quotes.

the house was his grandparents and when they died they gave it to him so his only costs are property taxes. otherwise, these people have no business even living in a house much less owning one.

yes.

the person who steals from their neighbors is the dick. im somebody who has no tolerance for thieves. im somebody who has had their door kicked in while they were sleeping and woke up w/ a gun to my head and somebody telling me they were going to "waste me" while his friends stole everything of value out of my house. im somebody who wants to see thieves punished. if that makes me a dick, so be it.

...or perhaps you are the dick?

as i said, i cant prove a damn thing and confronting him would be totally pointless. he would deny and the hostilities would be opened up.

and if anyone needs to "be a man", it is the person who would steal from their neighbors.

what is with all you nancies that are so concerned about this lazy, low-life white trash dude who steals from his neighbors?

 

finally, some freaking common sense. its my property - if i happen to leave a tainted gas can in my fenced in, private back yard and somebody steals it than that is their fault.

 

as i said in my first post, the only crap i leave on my back porch in the lawnmower and gas can - and my back porch is totally concealed from the street...in an enclosed, fenced in yard.

your mom is 12.

again, as i said in my first post, the garage had been converted to a game room. i bought the house like that. and as i said, i use this room as a storage area for garage/shed type stuff like tools, lumber, ladders, hank hill stuff. i keep the lawnmower and gas can on my back porch b/c i dont want my house to smell like gas.

 

he is sick w/ laziness and slackidas.

his wife mentioned to me once that he couldnt work much b/c he was sick. i dont know if she just said that so i wouldnt think he was as lazy as he was or what, but like i said, ive never seen anything that would indicate he has any long-term illness.

 

nope. the gas can is stashed b/t my garbage cans and sits about 8 feet from my house.

that is idiotic.

let me ask you a question? do you store gasoline inside your house?

me neither.

 

what does ron paul have to do w/ anything?

but since you brought him up i think paul would endorse my revenge scheme.

ron paul is the champion of individual rights and private property. therefore, he would frown mightily upon my neighbor for infringing upon my private property and stealing from me like republicans and democrats and their corporate masters do to us everyday.

and while paul has never been a supporter of preemptive war, he believes in the right of a country to defend itself and seek retribution for injustices incurred. therefore he would support my scheme to f*** up the thiefs car.

and as a small government/fiscal conservative paul would appreciate the fact that i took matters into my own hands instead of involving the police, thus saving the taxpayer thousands.

RON PAUL 2012!