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I spent 7 days with a Navajo Spirit Talker and I saw the future.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by YaosDirtyStache, Jul 18, 2018.

  1. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    I had a conversation with Carlos Castaneda many years ago in the living room of my garage apartment. He told me that if I ate more mushrooms, the girl of my dreams would move into the house in front with several other chicks. It came true! Maybe he knows something about NBA basketball. I'll see if I can contact him in the spirit world later tonight.
     
  2. rocketsballin

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    god told me the warriors will be banned from earth and that if stephen curry wants to come back he needs to change his name to stephanie and wear high heels all the time even on the court then i said ok
     
  3. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    My Navajo Spirit Talker just kept going on and on about how defense is overrated.

    Maybe it's time I find another guide. Plays With Hoodie just doesn't seem to be trying anymore.
     
  4. vick

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    Golden State stock.
     
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    Lol I was going to say, I swear an Asian friend taught me that phrase in high school because I remember “knee how.”
     
  6. Dacamel

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    I want to get high now .
     
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    So we trade for Love but Love isn’t on the roster?

    That’s one hell of a vision
     
  8. macan

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    wall eye knee = i love you in Chinese
     
  9. Rocketsfan3422

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    Can we go back in time where **** threads didn't get posted everyday? A water off everyone's time
     
  10. ApacheWarrior

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    Odd.....an Apache medicine man told me Cavs dislike Ryan Anderson more than the Knicks did last summer.

    ....and that Zhou Qi makes this years all-star game. As a Rocket.
     
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  11. coachbadlee

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    Navajo Spirit Talker???? Is that a new name for cocaine?
     
  12. mockster

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    Well your right about melo but stopped reading at Anderson and Zhou for klove. I’ll like every post you ever make though if it becomes a reality. Just seems futile for Cavs to trade for a poor mans klove. They still get a crap contract it’s not like it helps them rebuild
     
  13. Tomstro

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    Life
     
  14. Os Trigonum

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    I was just about to start a thread in the hangout about going to visit a Navajo spirit talker solo. I'm pretty self-conscious about it going alone, so I was happy to learn of the success of OP's visit to the sweat lodge, and now I feel emboldened to make the trip myself. thanks OP
     
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    Ni Hao Ma is from Nickelodeon not Navajo
     
  16. Bobsputin

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    Bath salts
     
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    That's a Chinese word and not something Diné would recognize. They would use Yá'át'ééh. There are no "spirit talkers" and the name you used would not be found anywhere in the Navajo Nation.

    Your abysmal post is neither cool nor funny.
     
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Would a Navajo taco cheer you up?
     
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    PUFF PUFF GIVE

    STOP FVCKING UP DA ROTATION

     
  20. John Harvey

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    Stop begging for attention.
     

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