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I spent 7 days with a Navajo Spirit Talker and I saw the future.

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  1. YaosDirtyStache

    YaosDirtyStache Member

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    Ni Hao Ma, my friends. Thats Navajo for Hello in case you cant speak.

    After my vision in the coma ended up being misinterpreted, I decided to find a new way to awaken my soul and I took a trip to visit Tortoise SunSpeaker, a legendary Navajo spirit talker.

    He lead me in to his sweat lodge, and we shared a communal vision.

    We trade Zhou Qi and Ryan Anderson for Kevin Love. There are picks involved.

    We sign Melo.

    Rockets outlook:

    Paul/Harden/Melo/Capela
    MCW/Gordon/Green/Tucker/Nene

    I have other visions, AMA.
     
    #1 YaosDirtyStache, Jul 18, 2018
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    So you went on a spirit trip and your revelations were about.... A sports team?

     
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    Bi zui

    That's navajo for "5 star thread would read again".
     
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    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Visions on peyote, mushrooms or LSD = TRADE ACCEPTED

    Visions in a sweat lodge = THAT'S THE SWEAT TALKING
     
    #4 Joshfast, Jul 18, 2018
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    So the ninja turtle thinks the Rockets will start 4 players instead of five?
     
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    Your drug dealer ever come to LA?
     
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    I like how in your dream, we trade for Love, but he doesn't make the team. We are stacked!!!
     
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    "ni hao ma" is how are you in Mandarin.
     
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    I'm not claiming to be well versed in Native american languages but I'm sure "Ni Hao Ma" is chinese for "How are you".
     
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    So we traded for Love and then he got waived?
     
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    Dat's some goooood shiieeeeeett..
    Puff puff PASS it over here?!
     
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    Did you at least make him buy you dinner first? You don't wanna be too easy.
     
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    I'm pretty sure he knows that since he's Yao's dirty stache which means he's chinese.
     
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    my lord plz let me know which stock i should buy right now
     
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    Report: Philadelphia tried to recruit Tortoise SunSpeaker as new GM, was rebuffed during spirit walk.
     
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    OP I hope you are located in CA when you posted this,

    because smoking pot still is not legalized in Texas.
     
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    Don’t know why but for some reason I believe Yao’s dirty Stache
     
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    So your Bong got overheated and your bathroom became a Spa. Than you saw illusions, and daydreamed. And typed on Clutchfans, good for you little buddy.
     
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