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I regret hanging out with Andy Dalton

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jun 24, 2015.

  1. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    I met Andy at a get-together a couple of weeks ago. I'm buddies with some old school Katy football players, and it turns out that some of them are still really close with Andy.

    Anyway, long story short, I jokingly asked Andy if he wanted to run on our flag football team during the offseason. He said that he would love to. Keep in mind that my Katy buddies all play on it. I was stoked. We switched contacts and everything... and now it has hit me that I just relegated myself to second string on my own team. What the ****.

    I've compiled a crude, yet compelling list that argues for me to start, and I wanted to share it with my brahs on CF before breaking the news to Andy that he has to switch to o-line.

    PAUL:
    • 40 yard: 4.68
    • Won multiple rec league championships around the greater Houston area
    • Strong arm/football IQ

    andy:
    • 40 yard: 4.8
    • Hasn't won a championship in his current league
    • Ginger

    #heartofachampionbutbodyofanasian #ihavepicsonmyphonebutimatwork
     
  2. s land balla

    s land balla Contributing Member

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    You forgot #humblebrag
     
  3. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    Ain't nothing humble about this. I'm the best competitively recreational flag football quarterback in the game.

    I'm honestly so good, no one could stop me on offense. Only I stopped me. By tearing my own acl. :(
     
  4. geeimsobored

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    I regret clicking on this thread.
     
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  7. s land balla

    s land balla Contributing Member

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    So why'd you stop at just the recreational level? Get some ambition, man. Go for pros!
     
  8. YaosDirtyStache

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    If you gotta come on here to brag about yourself every two months or so...

    then I can suspect you have very few friends in the real world.

    Your shot form is whack and so is your hoe game.
     
  9. sammy

    sammy Contributing Member

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    Cleverly disguised I've met my first "celebrity" in life thread.
     
  10. davidio840

    davidio840 Contributing Member

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    And by the way you suck at basketball and football. You probably suck at life too.

    You look like a shrimp.
     
  11. Ricksmith

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    You need to tell that soulless ginger that you're the damn QB, and if he doesn't switch you'll chop block his knees. Problem solved.
     
  12. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    You forgot blown ACL.
     
  13. HR Dept

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    Wasn't Joey Dorsey the best defensive big in Europe before Morey brought him over? js

    But Dalton sucks, send him a rude text and keep your starting gig. Or use your athleticism and play center field safety on defense. That made me a star in my college intramural league 10+ years ago.
     
  14. Kyakko

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    Another epic troll thread? I hope so.
     
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  16. Svpernaut

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    I really hope Andy's people have Google alerts setup, so he can call you out on this post.
     
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  17. yo

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    Most of you act like you've never seen this guy's threads before. :confused:
     
  18. Sadat X

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    Trollz gonna Troll
     
  19. Jontro

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    Need pics.

    Take a pic of a loaf of bread next to Andy's ass for proof.
     
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    BS everyone evacuated Katy a long time ago.
     

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