I ran into LeBron tonight..

I ran into Jayson Williams asked for a ride, and I ended up getting shot???

 

I asked Juwon for a dollar and he stole my shades.

 

Ammateur hour at the improv?
Just kidding..I laughed.

Was going to run into manu, but before beginning my stride he fell down?

 

I ran into Bob Sura and the chick magnet really does work???

 

I ran into John Amaechi last night.

 

I ran into Bob Sura and he fainted

 

I took Tmac to dinner and he said don't worry, it's on me.

 

I ran into Chris Webber, he took my timeout.

 

I ran into Kevin Willis, my muscle mass have grown tremendously???

 

I asked Daryl morey for a dollar, I ended up broke.

 

I ran into Terrence Williams and he tweeted about it

 

I ran into Kyle Lowry and he throwed me at the buzzer

 

I ran into Trevor Ariza. He asked if I had seen his basketball.

 

I'm not sure if it's cause I'm tired but these two made my day so much better, haha. The relevance and hilarity of each is easily a 5 on the Horry scale.

 

I ran into Joey Crawford last night; he was late for his meeting with Phil Jackson.

 

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I ran into Daryl Morey. I now owe him an apology, and 3 first round draft picks

Carl Landry ran into Dirk Nowitzki; Carls' teeth fell out, but Dirk went to the ER.

 

I ran into LeBron's mom.... I gave her a dollar, she offered me sex, and then I met Delonte West.

 

i ran into allen iverson and all he wants to talk about is

 

I ran into Chuck Hayes and he F****d me up