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I ran into LeBron tonight..

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by BDswangHTX, Mar 13, 2011.

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  1. roxstarz

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    I ran into greg oden and he showed me his weiner. then fell down and was out for the season.:mad:
     
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  2. lionaire

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    One time I gave Brad Miller four quarters...he threw them all away.
     
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    I ran into Christie Bosh today and he demanded a trade to Portland so that he could escape the pain by committing physician assisted suicide. Oh, he also flopped in the lobby of the doctor's office and fainted before the needle touched his skin.
     
    #43 acsorelle4, Mar 14, 2011
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    i ran into brad miller and asked him what comes after halves and quarters. he said "eighths". i said "after that?". he said "sixteenths." i said "after that?" he said "thirty-seconds." i said "after that?" he said "sorry man, i can't do **** once it's under thirty-seconds."
     
    #45 francis 4 prez, Mar 14, 2011
  6. BDswangHTX

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    pertaining to Brad Miller, it'd be funnier if you'd said:

    I said "after eights?" he said "grams."
     
    #46 BDswangHTX, Mar 14, 2011
  7. JayGoogle

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    I ran into Chuck Hayes, I'm posting this from the hospital.
     
    #47 JayGoogle, Mar 14, 2011
  8. lionaire

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    I ran into Dwayne Wade, he fell down 8 times.
     
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    I ran into Chris Bosh today, he said don't walk so close to me, we've all got family to feed..
     
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    I ran into Steve Francis and he started to do Ray Charles impressions.
     
    #50 rpr52121, Mar 14, 2011
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    I ran into Kevin Martin today, asked him about his defense, he responded with, "What's defense?"
     
    #51 OlajuwonFan81, Mar 14, 2011
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    I ran into Les Alexander the other day; we had a good laugh.

    <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3_CF3tALIuI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    This isn't the same guy is it, maybe even from the same set where he said he might as well be shaq when trying to buy clothes in china (I was thinking it was asif mandi from the daily show, but if it's not the same guy, then their material & styles are remarkably similar):

    -"Can I get these shoes in a 13?"
    -"THIRTEEN?! Thirteen too big. How about a 8?"
    -"How about I can't negotiate my shoe size."

    Same thing when he asks for a 36" waist. "Thirty six toobig!"
     
    #53 likestohypeguy, Mar 14, 2011
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    I asked ****in A. Smith for a dollar and he gave me cheese doodles.
     
    #54 Jontro, Mar 14, 2011
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    y'all can hate on lebron all you want but at the end of the day, you would take him on the rockets if given the opportunity.
     
    #55 swyyyguy, Mar 14, 2011
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    I ran into Von Wafer, he just laughed and walked away. :(
     
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    excellent.
     
    #57 pippendagimp, Mar 14, 2011
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    Oh man! Laughed at this for 30 mins straight. Repped!
     
    #58 Dream Shake 81, Mar 14, 2011
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    I just pissed on myself laughing.
     
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    I just ran into T-mac... He said " It's my fault, I'm Sorry"

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