I begged my ex girlfriend to ask Sir Charles if she could give him a kiss. (we were at a bar he was at) She finally did. He said "only if I can give you one" and ended up kissing her a couple of times before the end of thier conversation,( the last kiss was more on the lips,) and partially toucing her butt once. What was I doing? Jumping up and down from accross the bar with a giant smile on my face. It took her a while to readjust to back to me....he's a pretty big guy. Then I got to chat with him for a second. Very casual. He probably didin't suspect that I've read every book of his, Outragious, Keeping it Real, and The Wit And Wisdom of Charles Barkley, about 1400 times a piece. He is the greatest man this earth has ever seen. Let it be written.
I too think he is a great man! Do you think it would be wrong to beg heyschweetie to see if he would fertilize her. Who wouldn't want a litter of Barkley's?
This thread has officialy sunk to a new depth * sigh * you REALLY enjoy attention don't you hp? Now tell me what you would do if you met "the glory that is mobley" as you have said in the past... If you really wanted to piss Clyde maybe you could've said to him that if he kept his head up while he was a player he may have turned out to be a better coach... Seriously, it's a shame Barkley gave up on the comeback. Jordan could sure as hell use his help and it would have been awesome to see the two of them together. now someone please close this thread. please!
whistle while you work...whistle while you work..it won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace..
Once I saw Sheryl Swoops in a silk nighty....oh, wait that was a dream. I wondered why she knew my name.
Shut up Smeggy. Haven't you jabbed me enough. You are starting to really hurt my feelings. I think my time on the BBS is winding down...it really drains me sometimes. Quit stealing my *sigh*s dammit. I used them first. You are undeserving. next... j/k...I don't know what I'd say to Mobley. Probably something like, "I hear your Mom's a good cook." to get him going. Nice move on Sprewell last year. Then I'd have to ask him about that "Steve and I lead, and everyone else follows." quote. I don't know...I actually don't walk up to players much. I like to see them in real life situations to see their personality. Horry used to come into Kahn's Deli a lot...not much for talking. Anthony Pinkett and his wife were great. I still worked at Kahn's when they came in. They really liked us because we never bother them, and finally he started talking to me more. His wife was a dynamo....Mrs Special Cause Coordinator. She loved talking to anyone.
your loss not ours Mobley would easy, ask him is he has seen a shot he didn't like, or if CB ever told him the story bout Roo Hunting in a cave with Smeg!!!
actually ask Mobley this "If you shoot an airball in an empty stadium will Clutch still know about it??"
