yeah Davo's got a great point Where's my invite, let me check to frequent flyer points!!! ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft
Yeah, and if we don't get an invite, we should all meet for a Clutch City Bachelor party...or at least a beer and discuss the finer points of PMS ------------------ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever."
I know we've only met 3 times heyp but am I invited to the wedding? ------------------ God help me, ...I was only nineteen. Current Rocket's Salary & Contract Info
I'm almost ashamed to admit I know the answer to this. It's all about "the pill." Basically, there's a week out of the month when the lady either takes no pill at all, or basically takes a sugar pill. Either or, that's not the point. The point is during this week, a chick has her period. She can pretty much choose what week in the month it will be, although usually it's best to keep this fairly regular. And I don't think you can make it 2 weeks in a row. There are some technicalities, but they're not that important. Believe it or not, chicks can also choose to NOT have a period at all. Of course, they can't do this forever; eventually it's gotta go. However, chicks are advised to not hold off having their period for a couple of months, because basically if you prevent it for a couple months, and then you let it go, it's gonna get mean & ugly. The basic theory behind the pill is that it fools the chick's body into thinking she's already pregnant, and that's why she doesn't ovulate or whatever. But enough about that. Let's talk about sports again before I start doing some research on make-up. ------------------ Founding Father of the Refs Suck Club
Always remember: It's OK to swim in the red river....just don't drink from it. Most of the ladies I've known have seemed to be....shall we say....more "in the mood" during this time anyway. Far be it from me to deprive them of any pleasure...especially in an otherwise "less than perfect" time for them. You should take that attitude too. You should know too, that blood is extremely lubricious....errr...slippery, so all I can tell you is....It's all good. If you still have problems with it, you might try it in the shower. Think of it this way: have you ever performed...as Bruce Willis' girl in Pulp fiction says...oral pleasure on a woman. Where do you think that moisture comes from? It's from mucous membranes. The same thing that makes snot. That knowledge never stopped me though. Anyway, sorry if that was too much info. The bottom line though; you're getting hitched. You're gonna see a lot worse than this....like skid marks in her panties. So stop worrying about it. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
LOL! I can hear the "EUUUUUU"s now... Extra lubrication, as some say. (It's not actually "blood"; it's the uterine lining, made in part from old blood cells that haven't been in the bloodstream for quite some time; the woman is not bleeding.) Some studies claim that women want it more at that time. Yes, being intimate with a woman involves bodily fluids. It may be "gross", but best to get used to it. It's not like you guys don't have any bodily fluids of your own that we have to get used to dealing with. ------------------ Isabel,clutchcity.net lurker since 1996 We are the girls from Norfolk. We don't smoke. We don't drink. Norfolk! Norfolk!
Pole, thx for the EUUUU advice. I have been living with her for 5 yrs or so. The point I'm jokingly trying to ask is she can get slightly moody, and that whole week could be extra stressful. The night of being the issue was kinda a joke.
5 years? And you've saved yourselves the entire time! That's awesome heypartner! ------------------ When this guy started smoking 40 years ago, people had no idea it was bad for you. People had to guess based on the hacking cough, shortness of breath, and bloody phlegm girl you looks good won't you mock that draft up?!
HP a bit of unsolicited advice. If you want to stay married, don't post personal stuff on the internet, or talk about it to anyone you don't know or trust. Good luck and congrats. DaDakota ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
Great post Pole!!! ------------------ www.swirve.com "Pre-born, you're fine, pre-school, you're f*****."-George Carlin
I guess you've never seen the current schedule heyp maintains at http://www.heypartner'spartner'spre-mentstrualperiodicity.com . He's been regularly updating that site for years.
Are you serious? I have a bit of unsolicited advice. Learn to trust people and not to care what they say.
LOL HP But seriously, where's my invite TART!!!!! ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft
Smeggy... hmmmmm, you guys serious? You know I won't have time but for like one day (bbque) or one night (bar) to hang. We've got to be able to find you a better reason to visit Houston.
What else is there to see in Houston in the NBA offseason ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft
Maybe Smeg could help out on the big night... you know just be there to answer questions, calm your nerves a bit. ------------------ When this guy started smoking 40 years ago, people had no idea it was bad for you. People had to guess based on the hacking cough, shortness of breath, and bloody phlegm girl you looks good won't you mock that draft up?!
MC Smeg ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft
HeyPartner My wife is a Pharmacist...your fiance can take a pill that will change the timing of her cycle...ie, push it back a forthnight etc... It's not hard...ask your local Pharmacist... Hope this helps and good luck with the big day mate ------------------ [This message has been edited by ScreamingRocketJet (edited June 13, 2001).]
