"Local man found dead in bedroom in the act of masturbation, coroner's report states that the man died from a lethal cocktail of over-the-counter sleep medications and herbal supplements. More at 10..."
Still alive, decided to tough it out for tonight, got about 3, 4, and 2 hours of sleep. Don't feel quite like **** right now, a steady stream of starbucks will have to do the trick to keep me up for today, and then when I get home I'll figure out what to do. I have the next 4 days off, so yeah.