So Im asking this girl to homecoming (its my senior year and I wasnt planning on going but this chick is really cool and has agreed to wear a t-shirt and jeans as kind of a "**** you" to the whole Homecoming establishment) and it involves an insane amount of fortune cookies. When I say insane I mean absolutely nothing below two hundred. What are some good ways to acquire a lot of fortune cookies for little to nothing by Friday? (preferably id like options where I dont go to jail) My thoughts so far: -Going to Pei Wei (PF Chang's style place) and stealing EVERYTHING from the free bowl. *this is only good for about 50 tops though* -Going to HEB and stealing/buying them in bulk (someone told me they sell them but this hasnt been confirmed) -Killing a chinese man and somehow get written into his will prior to the murder (because we all know all chinese people have tremendous amounts of fortune cookies in thier homes/safety deposit boxes)
Find an asian supermarket like Viet Hoa or Hong Kong Market. They usually have fortune cookies in bulk as they sell to small restaurants.
yeah all of them have it as well as Sams i believe. At least they used to but going to any of the asian markets i am sure you will find them in bulk. And i really want to know what you are planning to do with the fortune cookies
Basically the plan is to use them to ask a girl to homecoming. The plan is to have a trail of fortune cookies leading from her back door to her room where she will be met by a HUG PILE of fortune cookies. When I say huge I mean like cookies EVERYWHERE. One will be painted blue or some color and she will have to find it and open it. Inside it will say something like "hey I think you are a really cool gal, will you go to hc with me -drew"
I ask because I'm curious...how do you plan on coloring the one cookie? And how are you going put your own little note in there? Great plan, btw.
is the girl asian? she might get offended like Yao that's way too elaborate, just ask her straight up if she wants to go with you. how are you even gonna get into her house and her room to set up all the cookies? i hope you donate the cookies to the homeless or something afterwards
LOLOLOLOLOL Nice Plany dr3wpy... but to ENSURE the sex0r... The Special Fortune Cookie message needs to be taken to a whole different dimention of r0x0r. Make it say "A Large endowment will be headed your way very soon" omg that will PWN. If she says yes could you send me a 10 page synopsis on how exactly you got a female to agree to be in your company.
moe, you are starting to creep me out man. Elaborate stupid stuff like this is customary at our school. Asking a girl straight up to HC is like saying that Chumbawamba's "Tubthumper" was a good album - no one will ever let you forget about how lame you sounded. It has to be something creative and fun or you are mercilessly wragged on. When you guys say this is way too elaborate, I could blow your minds with other ways girls get asked to Home Coming here. Anyway, what price range are we looking at here for actually buying fortune cookies. Im thinking it will be alot cheaper to... you know... steal them.
Well if you're going to be like that, you could just steal them from those Asian markets.... and then you'll have an old Chinese shopkeeper chasing you down the street, and beating you with a broom while you try to dodge the inevitable fruit carts.
Elaborate eh? What you could have done was have special effects people come in and tear up her house and have body molds of her family members dead with pools of blood and various objects sticking out of them . Have fake CSI weirdos in her room swabbing her undies for DNA and such. Have some hardass feds take her down for some hot lamp sessions and ask her how much she paid the hitman to do it. MAN that would be great. And when she's just about ready to explode into tears you just pop out and say "Hey wanna go to homecoming with me"
you're gonna risk getting caught shoplifting for fortune cookies? just make them yourself http://cookie.allrecipes.com/AZ/FortuneCkies.asp
Wow - you guys are whipped. I thought the only time guys had to go through these female-inspired rituals was when we got married.
yeah - what other ways? i want to know what crazy high school this is too... you guys get girls used to that kind of treatment and it'll be too much upkeep
dude u can't do this.....way too much work for a chick...u are compromising your manhood w/ all this!!
