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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mrpaige, Feb 13, 2009.

  1. LCII

    LCII Member

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    Defending my wife's devastatingly handsome ex-boyfriend.


    Very literal but...yes.
     
  2. Dairy Ashford

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    Man, that's some good Charles Grodin, right there. And wasn't the black social worker from Punky Brewster (and co-star of He's My Girl) in that?
     
  3. Dairy Ashford

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    25 Years to Wife!

    Wife Without Parole

    The promo art for either of these should have the husband with a frazzled look on his face and his hand on his forehead Richard Lewis style, the wife shrugging her shoulders while precociously smiling at her husband, and the ex peering his head in from the corner with one visible hand with handcuffs on it, smiling and looking straightforward, the arresting officer peering in either above or below from the same corner looking angry and staring at the ex while holding a billy club. And it shouldn't be a photograph; it should be mid-80s VHS tape Police Academy-style cover art.

    Edit: Mid-post epiphany...

    .....Ex-Onerated

    You are welcome.
     
  4. xcrunner51

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    Boner Jams '09
     
  5. chestr

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    not sure why, but this made me laugh alot
     
  6. Jugdish

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    If he's smart, Hanging Brain.
     
  7. Refman

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    Innocence Project
    Blissfully Innocent
    Guiltless? (the question mark is intentional)
    Innocent Cheating
    Until Innocent We Part
     
  8. mrpaige

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    I thought it went without saying that you're invited whether I use your title or not.
     
  9. mrpaige

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    I'm looking for a movie title, not a phrase for my nametag.
     
  10. IROC it

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    Impassioned Defense

    Covetous

    Dispassionate Defender

    Turning the Cheek
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Zack sees Mary do a porno.
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    Dharma & Greg: The Movie.
     
  13. mrpaige

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    And when Christopher Nolan said he wanted to make Memento, you said "why don't you call it "Clean Slate 2"?

    Things can sound the same in a one-sentence synopsis while ending up being very different when fleshed out to 105 pages.

    Like I said, I'm ripping off "The Thin Man"
     
  14. rocketman1979

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    My Wife Is Crazy but Im Crazier

    My Better Half?
     
  15. rocketman1979

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    Judge, we have a problem.

    Defending Her Monkey
     
  16. rocketman1979

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    No, She Didn't.

    Saving Her Pretty Boy

    Stupid For Love
     
  17. rocketman1979

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    Saving His Ass From Prison

    The Things We Do For Love
     
  18. rocketman1979

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    The Things I Do For Love
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    LOL. I totally agree with you. That said, I HATED Dharma & Greg, so I said it in spite.

    Fine. Real Title Suggestion

    F5. ie. refresh button.
     
  20. rocketman1979

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    The Stupid Things I'll Do For Love

    Stupid Things I'll Do For Love

    Honey I Hate You Right Now
     

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