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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Jan 31, 2011.

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  1. CheezeyBoy22

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    Is it open?
     
    #21 CheezeyBoy22, Jan 31, 2011
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    Bambi! Bambi to the main stage, Bambi!
     
    #22 Bandwagoner, Jan 31, 2011
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  4. SwoLy-D

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    THAT'S WHAT ALL OF THEM SAID. :eek:
     
    #24 SwoLy-D, Jan 31, 2011
  5. Harrisment

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    This might be one of the greatest posts I've seen on these forums.
     
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  6. apollo33

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    get his guy

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    #26 apollo33, Jan 31, 2011
  7. IBTL

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    I agree
     
    #27 IBTL, Jan 31, 2011
  8. PinoyRocket

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    I need a BJ too. ;)
     
    #28 PinoyRocket, Jan 31, 2011
  9. The Real Shady

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    Don't fight what works. Offer better drink specials, and water down the drinks, while encouraging prostitution from the ladies. That's what keeps people coming in. Cheap drinks and loose women.
     
    #29 The Real Shady, Jan 31, 2011
  10. Lynus302

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    Haha so true.

    Gotta cater to your clientele, though. The level of attraction and the willingness of the women is directly proportional to the amount of cash a patron is willing to drop. Treasures does what it does because half the VIP is nothing but NBA players after a Rockets home game.

    I DJ'd a handful nights in college when I was dating a few strippers. It was fun. Not applying for the job; just sayin'.
     
    #30 Lynus302, Jan 31, 2011
  11. moestavern19

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    Hire me, I will play a bunch of Yo La Tengo and spit on Mexican children.
     
    #31 moestavern19, Jan 31, 2011
  12. MexAmercnMoose

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    lol. Hi-10 cabaret? that place has burned down like 3 times already...
     
    #32 MexAmercnMoose, Jan 31, 2011
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  14. BMoney

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    HI-10 was the first strip bar I went to- there was a stripper there who looked exactly like Kevin McHale with implants. Good luck.
     
    #34 BMoney, Jan 31, 2011
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  15. bullardfan

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    When do you need a DJ by? I'm assuming this is just calling girls to their stage positions and playing whatever CD the girls bring. Sounds easy enough.

    If you ever need a DJ for a real DJ gig, I'm available for that too.
     
    #35 bullardfan, Jan 31, 2011
  16. El Hitman

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    You guys are hilarious man...but, yeah it's the 1-10 Cabaret strip club. I'm gonna ask for a ridiculous amount of money to be the manager and if they give it to me...I'll take it. I was in there yesterday checking it out the day shif, and I see why the club isn't making any money. The drinks are too expensive, not enough girls, stupid rap music, and the girls are freaking vultures. They didn't know who I was and they were trying to scam me out of my money after 5 minutes of being there. Now I know who to fire. Lol. I really don't want the job, but then again...who am I kidding? :grin:
     
    #36 El Hitman, Feb 1, 2011
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  17. Xerobull

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    I think your strip club exploits would make a good book or script, Chuck Palahniuk style.
     
    #37 Xerobull, Feb 1, 2011
  18. aghast

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    I'm intrigued.

    What sort of shenanigans were at play? Are at play at a strip club, seedy or otherwise?

    I sorta assumed pretending to befriend a dude so he'd blow through his paycheck was all that was in play. Seems like that would be easy/rewarding enough on its own.
     
    #38 aghast, Feb 1, 2011
  19. Lynus302

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    FWIW, I enjoy reading about your exploits.

    Not to derail, and if you don't mind telling, but how did you get into this business, anyway? How old are you, how long have you been in, etc.
     
    #39 Lynus302, Feb 1, 2011
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