Try the 95 Finals when Hakeem took and schooled your boy Shaq. You don't have to run over people and throw elbows to their faces and torsos to be a great Center. Shaq has yet to play at a level that Hakeem did in 95. Pippen handling Hakeem? Surely you're kidding. That'd have been pretty damn ugly from Pippen's perspective.
A year or so ago, Vincanity would have dunked on him had Shaq not given him a flagrant foul to the floor.