I just found out my girlfriend is a Jazz fan

Is she also persian?

Does she like role play and act as the mail man

 

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It's obvious that the latter part of this statement is quite the shock. The question that no one seems to be asking is: how does the former relate to the situation??

Are you saying her favorite move is the crab walk and she likes the jazz??

 

So i'm assuming she

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sucks

?

 

wow, am I the only one who thinks this post is akward?

 

Does she flop like the Jazz and cry foul, when you try to sleep with her?

 

This thread is full of WIN posts.

 

She better give **** like Monica Lewinsky, but even then i dont know if it would be enough

 

It was never established that Lewinsky was actually good at it, Bill never struck me as a picky man.

 

Wow, I feel for you man. When you go to the game make sure you show her those two lovely banners hanging from the rafter.

 

That's quite awesome actually. Imagine the hate sex you could have.